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• Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is manly gay Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is manly gay (Score: 3, Informative) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:35PM (7 children)

  by The Mighty Buzzard (18) <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:35PM (#903433) Homepage Journal

  Gay jokes don't work if your subject is secure in his sexuality. Or if he's gay, I suppose.

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• "Mighty" Buzzard is secure in his self-love "Mighty" Buzzard is secure in his self-love (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:41PM (6 children)

  by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:41PM (#903439)

  Buzzard bends down and sucks himself off as useful lesbians wash his dirty dishes and set his dirty laundry ablaze.

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  • Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is secure in his self-love Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is secure in his self-love (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:59PM (5 children)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:59PM (#903447) Homepage Journal

    You realize you've come very near the straight guy dream in that statement, right? You just forgot that we have favorite, comfortable clothes that women keep trying to throw out, burn, or otherwise get rid of. Oh and the lesbians should be hot and of a mind to have after work sex within a short distance of our favorite chair.

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    • "Mighty" Buzzard is a poor sucker "Mighty" Buzzard is a poor sucker (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @06:11PM (4 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @06:11PM (#903452)

      Real men who can afford to pay hot lesbians to have sex in front of them can afford comfortable tailored clothes.

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      • Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is a poor sucker Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is a poor sucker (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @08:22PM (2 children)

        by The Mighty Buzzard (18) <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday October 06 2019, @08:22PM (#903479) Homepage Journal

        Who goes fishing in tailored clothes?

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        • "Mighty" Buzzard is poor "Mighty" Buzzard is poor (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @09:00PM (1 child)

          by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @09:00PM (#903489)

          Richer men than you.

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          • Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is poor (Score: 3, Informative) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @10:36PM

            by The Mighty Buzzard (18) <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday October 06 2019, @10:36PM (#903509) Homepage Journal

            Nah, my favorite fishing buddy back in OK had tens of millions to his name and wore overalls and pearl snap shirts. Fashion is a function insecurity not wealth or you'd never see a Mercedes in the ghettos.

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      • Re:"Mighty" Buzzard is a poor sucker (Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:48PM

        by DannyB (5839) on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:48PM (#904125) Journal

        Real men who can afford to pay hot lesbians to have sex in front of them can afford comfortable tailored clothes.

        You have to pay?

        That's odd. How much do you pay?

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