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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It will never be a literal thing, only a useful fiction, sorry. You want proof? Tide doesn't make laundry soap that smells like bacon or WD-40.
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @05:59PM (5 children)
You realize you've come very near the straight guy dream in that statement, right? You just forgot that we have favorite, comfortable clothes that women keep trying to throw out, burn, or otherwise get rid of. Oh and the lesbians should be hot and of a mind to have after work sex within a short distance of our favorite chair.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @06:11PM (4 children)
Real men who can afford to pay hot lesbians to have sex in front of them can afford comfortable tailored clothes.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @08:22PM (2 children)
Who goes fishing in tailored clothes?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @09:00PM (1 child)
Richer men than you.
(Score: 3, Informative) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @10:36PM
Nah, my favorite fishing buddy back in OK had tens of millions to his name and wore overalls and pearl snap shirts. Fashion is a function insecurity not wealth or you'd never see a Mercedes in the ghettos.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:48PM
You have to pay?
That's odd. How much do you pay?
If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece.