Stories
Slash Boxes
Comments

SoylentNews is people

The Fine print: The following are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.

Journal by The Mighty Buzzard

It will never be a literal thing, only a useful fiction, sorry. You want proof? Tide doesn't make laundry soap that smells like bacon or WD-40.

Display Options Threshold/Breakthrough Reply to Comment Mark All as Read Mark All as Unread
The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @06:11PM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @06:11PM (#903452)

    Real men who can afford to pay hot lesbians to have sex in front of them can afford comfortable tailored clothes.

  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday October 06 2019, @08:22PM (2 children)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday October 06 2019, @08:22PM (#903479) Homepage Journal

    Who goes fishing in tailored clothes?

    --
    My rights don't end where your fear begins.
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @09:00PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Sunday October 06 2019, @09:00PM (#903489)

      Richer men than you.

  • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:48PM

    by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:48PM (#904125) Journal

    Real men who can afford to pay hot lesbians to have sex in front of them can afford comfortable tailored clothes.

    You have to pay?

    That's odd. How much do you pay?

    --
    If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece.