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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard

It will never be a literal thing, only a useful fiction, sorry. You want proof? Tide doesn't make laundry soap that smells like bacon or WD-40.

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  • (Score: 2, Interesting) by RandomFactor on Sunday October 06 2019, @07:26PM

    by RandomFactor (3682) Subscriber Badge on Sunday October 06 2019, @07:26PM (#903469) Journal

    Real men don't do laundry. Real men burn their dirty clothes in the back yard.

    To be fair, bulk socks are $1/pair. Calculating in a decent wage, soap, water, electricity, environmental impact, depreciation on washer and dryer, opportunity costs and economic benefits of keeping sock makers employed, it sure seems like buying new is at least competitive if not a superior option.

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