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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
It will never be a literal thing, only a useful fiction, sorry. You want proof? Tide doesn't make laundry soap that smells like bacon or WD-40.
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(Score: 2) by Reziac on Monday October 07 2019, @02:29AM (2 children)
Okay, now I am jealous of your sink. I know well the gear of which thou sings the praises, from my long-ago stint as a professional dishwasher. (But not the lowest man on the totem pole; that was my assistant.) It's truly magical to watch gross disgusting dishes go in one side, and pristine shining dishes come out the other.
I wonder if it would work with carp? go in one side as gross disgusting bottom feeders; come out the other side as catfish. Mmmm. catfish.
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday October 07 2019, @03:38AM (1 child)
Want me to make it worse? The Roomie picked it up on the FaceButt Sell Your Crap thing for about what you'd pay for a shitty little kitchen sink at Home Depot. Three sink bays that will each fit the biggest pots, pans, and cutting boards we have and two feet or so of space on either side that has two or three inches of raised lip around it so you could wash anything that didn't fit too. Best bachelor sink ever.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Reziac on Tuesday October 08 2019, @04:19AM
Should be standard fittings in any modern kitchen!!
And there is no Alkibiades to come back and save us from ourselves.