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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard

It will never be a literal thing, only a useful fiction, sorry. You want proof? Tide doesn't make laundry soap that smells like bacon or WD-40.

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  • (Score: 2) by cmdrklarg on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:43PM (1 child)

    by cmdrklarg (5048) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday October 08 2019, @03:43PM (#904121)

    WTF would I want my clothes to smell like WD-40?

    I don't go for the artificial fru-fru smell either. I use the unscented soap.

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday October 08 2019, @04:58PM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Tuesday October 08 2019, @04:58PM (#904178) Homepage Journal

    It smells like shit getting done. Shit getting done is good. Ergo it smells like good.

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