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Journal by fustakrakich

My discomfort in the last few years, first with Russiagate and now with Ukrainegate and impeachment, stems from the belief that the people pushing hardest for Trump’s early removal are more dangerous than Trump. Many Americans don’t see this because they’re not used to waking up in a country where you’re not sure who the president will be by nightfall. They don’t understand that this predicament is worse than having a bad president.

[emph mine]

Here's looking at you, DNC!

When is she going to announce?

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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by aristarchus on Monday October 14 2019, @07:13AM (14 children)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Monday October 14 2019, @07:13AM (#906855) Journal

    Listen, Fustilarexamilla, your fears are misplaced. They are only the fears of a Conservative Asshole! My, Gawd! What if a Progressive Demoncrat became Precedent? Well, we know what would happen. All the executive orders promulgated by corrupt and conflict-of-interest people in the Past Administration will be RESCINDED (and yes, martyb, it is a word, and it does work here.)

    The Republican party has hoist itself by its own petard. A petard is a bomb, by which one may be hoist, if one does not obtain sufficient distance prior to detonation. The bomb, in this case, is Newt Gringrinch, who went of prematurely in several of his "future" wives, and used that to impeach Bill Clinton. But now, the Giuliani, the lecherous gay co-habitor, and his Ruskie comrades, and . . . Oh, just Jesus it gets so tiresome to have to explain how the Republican party has become the enemy of the People, and how I will now personally attack, villify, denude, exfoliate, ridicule, punch in the face, and irrigate each and every Republican I come across. Careful where you wear you MAGA hats, you traitors! Be afraid, be very afraid!~

     

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  • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday October 14 2019, @07:23AM (6 children)

    by fustakrakich (6150) on Monday October 14 2019, @07:23AM (#906859) Journal

    What if a Progressive Demoncrat became Precedent?

    :-) Yeah yeah, we can expect the monkeys to come flying out any moment now...

    You do good color commentary. I like your style. You ever think of working in professional wrestling?

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    La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
    • (Score: 2) by aristarchus on Monday October 14 2019, @07:47AM (5 children)

      by aristarchus (2645) on Monday October 14 2019, @07:47AM (#906863) Journal

      Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for President!!! He's a stable, well stable.

      • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday October 14 2019, @07:32PM (4 children)

        by fustakrakich (6150) on Monday October 14 2019, @07:32PM (#907099) Journal

        Oh yeah, Cheech's cousin. Dig it

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        • (Score: 2) by aristarchus on Tuesday October 15 2019, @06:10AM (3 children)

          by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday October 15 2019, @06:10AM (#907259) Journal

          Evidently, my dear and fistulated fustakrakrich, you are not familiar with the cultural reference to Idiocracy [wikipedia.org], of which this is a reference to. You see, in the future, according to the movie, people become progressively stupid, and eventually elect Camacho president, because he won the WWE, World Wrassling Entertainment, championship. Of course, he performance in office is almost, but not quite, as bad a Trump's. Has to do more with electrolytes than bribery, extortion, and squids who go pro.

          So now go and find the magical moral equivalency rock to hide behind, you Republican Troll! There is nothing you can to to save the party! They are going down with Trump. The only real question is what will the new, mostly, kind of, conservative party in American politics be named?

          "Bull Moose" is kind of outdated, Whigs are right out. That leaves, I guess, the new Social Christian Democrats! Just like in Germany, the heirs to the Nazi regime, only on the down low.

          • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Tuesday October 15 2019, @07:31AM (2 children)

            by fustakrakich (6150) on Tuesday October 15 2019, @07:31AM (#907282) Journal

            Oh yeah, I vaguely remember that. I couldn't finish the movie.

            So now go and find the magical moral equivalency

            There's no need to search, the self evident is right there in front of you. Staring at you with those big, yellow, eyes... And it's hardly magical. It's perfectly natural. Almost mystical. That's the beauty. It just, happens. Awesome! And the denials? More so! Harrumph!

            So now go and find the magical moral superiority... No wait, I mean, go get your fuckin' shine box!

            The only real question is what will the new, mostly, kind of, conservative party in American politics be named?

            The old name from way back near the beginning of the republic still works, the Democratic-Republican Party.

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            La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
            • (Score: 3, Touché) by aristarchus on Tuesday October 15 2019, @07:55AM (1 child)

              by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday October 15 2019, @07:55AM (#907287) Journal

              At its inception, Republican Party had almost no presence in the Southern United States; by 1858, however it had enlisted former Whigs and former Free Soil Democrats to form majorities in nearly every Northern state.

              Look, right there in Wikipedia! [wikipedia.org] Perhaps "Free Soil" could ride again, although in the era of the average age of Fox viewers and the state of the presidency, it "Depends".

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday October 14 2019, @12:05PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday October 14 2019, @12:05PM (#906899)

    It's the choice between NSDAP and Starship Troopers (Verhoeven's--embarrassed to say I have not read the novel yet). Well, perhaps proletarian revolution some day, but it's not likely to happen today or before WWIII imho (unless...). Yet, if I have to choose between the two, I would rather live in the Starship Troopers world of post-gender, post-race neoliberal fascism than the NSDAP world.

    Perhaps our fren cannot see the difference between the two, because it's likely the Nazis won't come for him. Perhaps he's afraid the Starship Troopers fascists might come for him, because he might be white, male, heterosexual, and cisgender, and he does not understand that being middle class regardless of classification is enough to be safe in the Starship Troopers world.

    With the Republican Party, personally for me at least, I'm hoping when they come for me to at least drag a few Nazis to hell, and they can take my cold, dead body to a concentration camp.

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday October 14 2019, @07:44PM

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Monday October 14 2019, @07:44PM (#907102) Journal

      Yeah, that's the thing, everybody wants a warm and fuzzy NSDAP world, where they get eaten last.

      And "revolution"? Please! Not unless the entire army leaves the emperor without even a button to push. Revolution means extermination. Success/failure is determined by which way the guns are pointed when the shooting stops.

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      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
  • (Score: 2, Insightful) by khallow on Monday October 14 2019, @03:36PM (1 child)

    by khallow (3766) Subscriber Badge on Monday October 14 2019, @03:36PM (#906972) Journal

    and how I will now personally attack, villify, denude, exfoliate, ridicule, punch in the face, and irrigate each and every Republican I come across

    Go for it! The assault charges alone will be comedy gold. I recommend defending yourself in court too, when it comes to that. And get it on YouTube!

    • (Score: 2) by aristarchus on Tuesday October 15 2019, @06:13AM

      by aristarchus (2645) on Tuesday October 15 2019, @06:13AM (#907260) Journal

      They are coming for you first, khallow. Boardwalk in front of Old Faithful, high noon. Just you and your obvious rebuttal against one just man, with a good aim. We will start a go-bury me for you, khallow. More than we ever did for MDC.

  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday October 14 2019, @03:48PM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Monday October 14 2019, @03:48PM (#906979) Homepage Journal

    I really need to get me a Make Anal Greek Again hat in your honor.

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by DeathMonkey on Monday October 14 2019, @03:57PM (1 child)

    by DeathMonkey (1380) on Monday October 14 2019, @03:57PM (#906984) Journal

    What, a "both sides are bad" false equivalency from Fusty?

    Who could've possibly seen that one coming!

    • (Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Monday October 14 2019, @05:17PM

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Monday October 14 2019, @05:17PM (#907039) Journal

      Thank you for your participation. Tribal cheerleaders are always welcome. They're fun to watch.

      He’s guilty, but the issue is how guilty, in comparison to his accusers.

      Not that you care, but credibility is important.

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      La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..