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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
I just spent all day running AC duct in the New Debar Fellowship Hall (what I've decided the remodeled church shall unofficially be named) with another day of it to look forward to tomorrow. That's what I did shortly before I got on at a computer repair shop/ISP back in the late 90s. I now completely remember why I enjoy sitting on my ass and poking at a keyboard.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 24 2019, @05:42PM (3 children)
Nah. When retirement time comes he'll just code himself a crowdfunding campaign called Buzzard's Poor.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 24 2019, @05:50PM (2 children)
...he'll just code himself ...
Assumes that he doesn't have carpal tunnel (or any of many other debilitating health problems) and can still code. I stick by my suggestion of a nest egg.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday November 24 2019, @05:59PM (1 child)
In the future, all coders will dictate their code to Google/Alexa/Siri.
(Score: 2) by acid andy on Wednesday November 27 2019, @10:58AM
*Shudders* The cure is much, much worse than the disease. I guess I'll just roll my own voice-to-code engine. No, wait, I won't be able to type the code. Fuck it, I'll just code with my toes!
Master of the science of the art of the science of art.