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Hot Glue Gun Cheese Dispenser Is What You Need In Your Life

posted by Fnord666 on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.

MrPlow writes in with a submission, via IRC, for TheMightyBuzzard.

Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.

Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.

Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Pslytely Psycho on Friday December 06 2019, @01:01PM (2 children)

    by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Friday December 06 2019, @01:01PM (#928810)

    A hot cheese caulk gun.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:11PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:11PM (#928815)

    Well, it was a good idea. Hot cheese on demand? heck yes! Unfortunately it just doesn't work well. It heats up about one squeeze worth of cheese and then you have to wait for 2 mins for more heat. As much as I wanted this to work it just doesn't. This is not fat guy approved. Thanks for crushing my dreams of assembly line nachos. Dream killers.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @03:14PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @03:14PM (#928858)

      Needs an air compressor so you can spray the cheese on everything.