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Hot Glue Gun Cheese Dispenser Is What You Need In Your Life

posted by Fnord666 on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.

MrPlow writes in with a submission, via IRC, for TheMightyBuzzard.

Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.

Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.

Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:28PM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @01:28PM (#928821)

    90% of everything is crap.

    Always is, always has been.

    Though I posit that this percentage is even higher in items sporting a "as seen on TV" symbol.

  • (Score: 2) by maxwell demon on Friday December 06 2019, @05:10PM (3 children)

    by maxwell demon (1608) Subscriber Badge on Friday December 06 2019, @05:10PM (#928939) Journal

    Though I posit that this percentage is even higher in items sporting a "as seen on TV" symbol.

    Ever since I've first seen "as seen on national TV" in spam mails (a long time ago, before automatic spam filters), I've wondered: Are there really people who think that having seen something on TV is a sign of quality?

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    • (Score: 2) by barbara hudson on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:30AM (2 children)

      by barbara hudson (6443) <barbara.Jane.hudson@icloud.com> on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:30AM (#929273) Journal
      Ask everyone who voted for a tv celebrity for president.
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      • (Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:56AM (1 child)

        by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Saturday December 07 2019, @03:56AM (#929283)

        Reagan wasn't that bad...... 🤣

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        • (Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday December 07 2019, @12:12PM

          by khallow (3766) Subscriber Badge on Saturday December 07 2019, @12:12PM (#929374) Journal
          Every US president since Kennedy for starters.