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on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.
Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.
Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.
Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/
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"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!"
-- Post Bros. Comics
(Score: 2) by All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us on Friday December 06 2019, @02:50PM (7 children)
... Soak a can of Cheese Whiz in a hot water bath before using. QED.
Actually, at a cost of $30.00 on Amazon, I wonder at what point the cost of cheese and power would catch up to buying Cheese Whiz. I also wonder how hard it is to use. I wonder if a hot can of Cheese Whiz would actually dispense product or just dribble out oil. I also wonder why Amazon says this item is frequently bought with, "Die Hard: The Authorized Coloring and Activity Book by Twentieth Century Fox, Paperback, $8.29."
What I've learned is I wonder about too many things, including if there is a secret Cheese Whiz - Bruce Willis conspiracy.
This sig for rent.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @03:51PM (6 children)
I wouldn't recommend heating up a pressurized can.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @05:08PM (4 children)
Which is precisely why you were never a Mythbuster.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @05:42PM (3 children)
'eh, I just believe in having all of my fingers and toes. Also, I'm quite partial to seeing out of both eyes.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @06:57PM (2 children)
You've got spares, whiner.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @07:12PM (1 child)
Sounds like the beginnings of a great Monty Python sketch.
Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @09:03PM
High praise, sir. I am humbled.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @05:55PM
No experience with cheez-wiz. Sometimes I paint things with rattle cans -- aerosol spray paint, ball bearing inside the can rattles when shaking. Unless it's already a hot day, I preheat the can under hot tap water (~120F / 50C)--most cans list this as the maximum storage temperature. Much better results than spray painting with the can at room temperature.