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Hot Glue Gun Cheese Dispenser Is What You Need In Your Life

posted by Fnord666 on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.

MrPlow writes in with a submission, via IRC, for TheMightyBuzzard.

Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.

Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.

Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/

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  • (Score: 2) by Barenflimski on Friday December 06 2019, @04:22PM (2 children)

    by Barenflimski (6836) on Friday December 06 2019, @04:22PM (#928905)

    I think back to the days when we'd clean the cheese vat out. We always found bug parts every week (usually crickets) and sometimes mouse carcasses.

    I'm so glad there are lots of people that enjoy it as I never want to have to touch the stuff for the rest of my life. I enjoy my protein from 80% chicken patties.

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @05:15PM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Friday December 06 2019, @05:15PM (#928941) Homepage Journal

    Cheese is really more of an energy source than a protein source because of the awesome fat content.

    Oh, and before anyone brings up low fat cheeses... Just don't. They are plastic abominations that taste like shit and you know they are.

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  • (Score: 4, Touché) by maxwell demon on Friday December 06 2019, @05:16PM

    by maxwell demon (1608) Subscriber Badge on Friday December 06 2019, @05:16PM (#928942) Journal

    Well, had you cleaned the chicken patties van each week, maybe you'd prefer cheese these days.

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