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Hot Glue Gun Cheese Dispenser Is What You Need In Your Life

posted by Fnord666 on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.

MrPlow writes in with a submission, via IRC, for TheMightyBuzzard.

Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.

Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.

Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/

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  • (Score: 2) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @05:42PM (3 children)

    by Freeman (732) on Friday December 06 2019, @05:42PM (#928967) Journal

    'eh, I just believe in having all of my fingers and toes. Also, I'm quite partial to seeing out of both eyes.

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 06 2019, @06:57PM (2 children)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Friday December 06 2019, @06:57PM (#929035) Homepage Journal

    You've got spares, whiner.

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    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Freeman on Friday December 06 2019, @07:12PM (1 child)

      by Freeman (732) on Friday December 06 2019, @07:12PM (#929047) Journal

      Sounds like the beginnings of a great Monty Python sketch.

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      Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"