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on Friday December 06 2019, @12:11PM
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.
from the now-you-can't-ask-who-cut-the-cheese dept.
Ahhh, we've waited our entire life for this. A hot cheese dispenser gun thingy! It's easy to use, affordable, and will deck out any dish you pair it with. Pour it on your nachos, tacos, crackers, or doodle it on any of your favorite foods and voila! You'll have yourself a food masterpiece! 'Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.
Could this be the most brilliant use of electricity ever assembled? Yes, I believe it could.
Source: http://canyouactually.com/cheese-dispenser/
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 06 2019, @05:59PM (4 children)
Trichloroethane or methyl ethyl ketone (MEK) ought to clean it right up!
(Score: 2) by istartedi on Friday December 06 2019, @11:49PM (1 child)
I'd go for Fluoroantimonic acid.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 07 2019, @05:36AM
> Fluoroantimonic acid.
Reading a little bit about this, sounds like it would dissolve the whole cheez gun, shortly after cleaning it out.
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Saturday December 07 2019, @08:06AM (1 child)
And that will shoot down a commercial airplane over Ukranian airspace because it might be of the wrong chemical composition for a chem-trail? But how could we know, until we deployed the vinegar towels on the fans of truth?
QAnon is still in there, turning the wheels of government to what the Lord Gawd Creator Som'abitch meant for it to be. Soon, Ag inspection will only identity whether the thing occurs in the Bible. We will be using "shiboletts" again, since not only can no goyim pronounce the word, but no one would even know the word, since incels tend to be really, really, illiterate and non-educated. Most unerudite, and quite illiterate, beyond reproach, since they would not understand the words. But Runaway1956 would most proudly kill children for you! Presumbably not his own, pathetic specimums they are.
Conspiriate on,AC! Some day your Prince will come, probably not where you wanted him to. Oh, dear! Is this the staging grounds for the Game of Rings? Or the, what is the next one? Forgot the name, and now flames to purge it all.
(At least no one will have to know about that one time with Asprit, under the stadium seats, when she wanted it more than I, and though I know that is no excuse, it is still the case that Lindsey Graham is the love child of Donald, and that none of his children by Ivana are actually his, and Donald was actually born in Jamaica! Not a conspiracy, look it up! Donald Trump is an illegal precedent of the Untied States of America!! Told you, you bastards. and you wouldn't listen!! And, now, once the truth becomes clear, you come crawling up to me like Runaway with the look of love in his eyes. Ewwwww! )
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 07 2019, @02:24PM
I (as AC) joked that powerful (but banned) solvents Trichloroethane or methyl ethyl ketone would clean it out.
Ari replied with, "And that will shoot down a commercial airplane over Ukranian airspace..." and something about chem-trails. Either I'm missing a very obscure connection...or I'd like to know where to find the mod for Unhinged.
Oh, and "vinegar towels" leads to this--> https://www.rd.com/home/cleaning-organizing/smelly-towels/ [rd.com] which might be domestically useful.