In 2021, a Seattle Washington funeral company is set to open its doors and begin accepting customers in a first of a kind human composting site.
US 'deathcare' company Recompose will be able to turn the deceased into a cubic yard of soil over a period of as little as 30 days, using one-eighth of the energy of cremation and saving as much as a metric ton of carbon dioxide from being produced compared to other forms of burial.
The company will be able to service up to 75 individuals at once.
the process sees bodies placed in reusable vessels covered in woodchips, alfalfa and hay, and sealed away in hexagonal tubes.
There the corpse's temperature is regulated while its surroundings are aerated, allowing naturally occurring bacteria to break down the body over the course of four to seven weeks.
The deceased is then returned to their loved ones as compost, limiting the carbon footprint from cremations and traditional burials while cutting out the embalming fluid chemicals which can leach into the soil and can pollute groundwater.
If desired, the dearly departed dirt can also be donated to
a land soil project to provide a forest on the state's Bell Mountain with additional nutrients, with one person creating 2,000 to 3,000 pounds of soil.
Previous Coverage Here, Here, and Here
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @10:50AM
(Score: 3, Touché) by Bot on Tuesday December 10 2019, @11:24AM (8 children)
Always considered cremation a waste of resources openly contrasting the current ecopauperism. Wonder why it is tolerated.
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(Score: 2) by Chocolate on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:34PM (3 children)
Religion.
Just about all of them say you will go to Hell if you don't follow their religion. Hence the burning.
Bit-choco-coin anyone?
(Score: 2) by Bot on Tuesday December 10 2019, @08:35PM (1 child)
Nice try but your interpretation fails for the most widespread religion, satanism.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 25 2019, @03:52PM
You misspelt "Islam" there. Yes, all of them are going to Hell following the path set by the Greatest Deceiver of them All. Satan.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 11 2019, @04:06AM
Go hell if you don't follow their religion or literally Hitler if you don't comply with leftist desires. Left is just as fanatical as the religious.
(Score: 2) by looorg on Tuesday December 10 2019, @02:09PM
It doesn't have to be a waste, you could use the excess heat to warm things up such as buildings.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 11 2019, @03:26AM (2 children)
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 11 2019, @06:00AM (1 child)
Thanks to the laws in my state, to be cremated requires embalming and a full-sized coffin to be burned in (one guy even had the law citation ready to go when I pushed back, which I double-checked later). When I was price-shopping, burial in the cheapest cemetery only added $300 to the total price compared to cremation.
Although you should have seen the look of fake horror on one gal's face when I dared to suggest that my friend would be perfectly happy being set on fire in a cardboard box.
(Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 12 2019, @04:29AM
(Score: 5, Insightful) by Muad'Dave on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:03PM (2 children)
I'm still concerned about prions infecting the resulting 'humulch' (I think I'll trademark that) and getting into the environment. From their FAQ:
How can Recompose be sure that their customers are prion-disease free? One misdiagnosis (or missed diagnosis, for that matter) of CJD, CWD, Alzheimers, or another prion disease (perhaps one we haven't recognized yet) and you put the recipients of the 'humulch' and anyone downstream in the hydrological cycle in danger of infection.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @04:25PM
Well still better than the soylentgreen idea
https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=19/09/07/0111254 [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1) by pTamok on Tuesday December 10 2019, @09:36PM
I'm not sure but alkaline hydrolysis [wikipedia.org], otherwise known as 'liquid cremation' may be a sufficiently rigorous process to denature human prion proteins. It is used to dispose of animal carcases that are infected with transmissible spongiform encephalopathies.
According to Wikipedia:
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:07PM (3 children)
Because they are so short of space they have to mince the bodies and fertilize land with it.
Seriously, what is wrong with burying the bodies (there is enough space on the planet) ? And they call it conservation areas (where only the victims of the elite/parasites are buried).
This is another trick to get rid of bodies they don't want people asking questions about. Think young children that are slayed as sacrifices to demon gods and those that are raped and then slayed.
(Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:36PM (1 child)
Now now, no picking on islam. We don't do that these days. Just bend over and take it. Good person. Be quiet. Pay your taxes. Don't let them bash your door down just unlock it, pull down your pants and spread your legs.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @03:36PM
You'za confuzing Satanic Judaism/Freemasonry and other parasitic races/systems with something else.
Did you forget about Epstein? How many prepubescents did he murder himself and how many did the Clintons/others do?
P.S: are you a JIDF agent?
(Score: 1, Offtopic) by Bot on Tuesday December 10 2019, @08:39PM
If you want a concrete solution for getting rid of a body, the mafia has a couple. (Hint 1. concrete 2. solution)
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(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:21PM (1 child)
>> with one person creating 2,000 to 3,000 pounds of soil.
I hope that's an outlier, otherwise fat-assed Americans have gotten even fatter than I thought.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 11 2019, @04:27AM
2,000 to 3,000 pounds of soil?
At one sitting?
(Score: 2) by Phoenix666 on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:57PM
Or we could do as the Zoroastrians do and leave our dead in "Towers of Silence" for carrion birds to eat them; that way, we give the birds flu.
Washington DC delenda est.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @01:40PM (1 child)
well, this is a first step.
regular science (and religion) cannot really discern between coffin burial, oven burial or cover-with-dirt burial. dead is dead, right? doesn't matter what happens next.
ofc oven burial is the cheapest, fastest/easiest and has the most "efficient" output. burning shit to a crisp is also how the living mostly get rid of all matter of unwanted junk :)
well, ignoring the "implications" of loved ones BBQ their deceased, i feel the next step should be to establish a official )government/federal) composting agency.
it would be tasked with giving out permits to "compost" dead people.
for example, you got a really loved one but dead and a garden. you would call this agent and show him the death certificate and the garden.
the agent would take some soil probe and then determine if the garden space is suitable for composting. if ok-ed you can return the body to gaia in your own back yard.
i much would prefer this then particulirizing dead bodies into an aerosol and spraying them far and wide out the smoke stack only to redeposit them in (soon to be dead?) lungs of the living.
i kid you not, where i live, if it smells like BBQ at three A.M. a rather fat person was put thru the stack. the skinny ones smell less ... tasty.
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shiiit! it's my garden (now) and my relative.
(Score: 2) by barbara hudson on Tuesday December 10 2019, @02:07PM
SoylentNews is social media. Says so right in the slogan. Soylentnews is people, not tech.
(Score: 5, Insightful) by cmdrklarg on Tuesday December 10 2019, @03:05PM (2 children)
Do with it as you wish.
The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Tuesday December 10 2019, @06:32PM (1 child)
Really it's a zombie process shell, that was forked from the original shell which has had its privileges elevated and moved to a different kernel namespace.
People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.
(Score: 2) by Bot on Tuesday December 10 2019, @08:42PM
> which has had its privileges elevated
or ended in lakeoffire, a symbolic link to /dev/null
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(Score: 2) by stretch611 on Tuesday December 10 2019, @06:58PM
You will become worm food.
Now with 5 covid vaccine shots/boosters altering my DNA :P
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @07:48PM
Live in a coffin, eat bugs, dropped into the mulcher when you die.
"It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks, and become one with all the people."
(Score: 2) by Bot on Tuesday December 10 2019, @08:44PM (1 child)
Putting the soylent green in soylentnews.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @10:37PM
It's so on-topic it kills.