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posted by Fnord666 on Tuesday December 10 2019, @10:46AM   Printer-friendly
from the real-dirt-nap dept.

In 2021, a Seattle Washington funeral company is set to open its doors and begin accepting customers in a first of a kind human composting site.

US 'deathcare' company Recompose will be able to turn the deceased into a cubic yard of soil over a period of as little as 30 days, using one-eighth of the energy of cremation and saving as much as a metric ton of carbon dioxide from being produced compared to other forms of burial.

The company will be able to service up to 75 individuals at once.

the process sees bodies placed in reusable vessels covered in woodchips, alfalfa and hay, and sealed away in hexagonal tubes.

There the corpse's temperature is regulated while its surroundings are aerated, allowing naturally occurring bacteria to break down the body over the course of four to seven weeks.

The deceased is then returned to their loved ones as compost, limiting the carbon footprint from cremations and traditional burials while cutting out the embalming fluid chemicals which can leach into the soil and can pollute groundwater.

If desired, the dearly departed dirt can also be donated to

a land soil project to provide a forest on the state's Bell Mountain with additional nutrients, with one person creating 2,000 to 3,000 pounds of soil.

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  • (Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:07PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:07PM (#930524)

    Because they are so short of space they have to mince the bodies and fertilize land with it.

    Seriously, what is wrong with burying the bodies (there is enough space on the planet) ? And they call it conservation areas (where only the victims of the elite/parasites are buried).

    This is another trick to get rid of bodies they don't want people asking questions about. Think young children that are slayed as sacrifices to demon gods and those that are raped and then slayed.

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  • (Score: -1, Redundant) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:36PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @12:36PM (#930533)

    young children that are slayed as sacrifices to demon gods and those that are raped and then slayed

    Now now, no picking on islam. We don't do that these days. Just bend over and take it. Good person. Be quiet. Pay your taxes. Don't let them bash your door down just unlock it, pull down your pants and spread your legs.

    • (Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @03:36PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 10 2019, @03:36PM (#930603)

      You'za confuzing Satanic Judaism/Freemasonry and other parasitic races/systems with something else.

      Did you forget about Epstein? How many prepubescents did he murder himself and how many did the Clintons/others do?

      P.S: are you a JIDF agent?

  • (Score: 1, Offtopic) by Bot on Tuesday December 10 2019, @08:39PM

    by Bot (3902) on Tuesday December 10 2019, @08:39PM (#930763) Journal

    If you want a concrete solution for getting rid of a body, the mafia has a couple. (Hint 1. concrete 2. solution)

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