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Journal by aristarchus
So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?
No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.
Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.
Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @03:40PM (2 children)
My understanding is that Trump sold fraudulent stock quotes on pro quidditch teams then the democrats voted that they should get free peach flavored mints. Is that right?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @03:44PM (1 child)
Impeach!!!1!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @03:56PM
Q: What did trump say to the democrat that called him orange?
A: I'm not orange, I'm peach!