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Journal by aristarchus
So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?
No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.
Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.
Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 13 2019, @06:48PM (12 children)
I don't care whose court they're in, I am not playing with your balls. Try Judge Judy's, she's always struck me as being in dire need of a naked man.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Friday December 13 2019, @06:56PM (6 children)
See? This is what the lack of a Liberal Arts education will do! Idiots mistake idioms of language, try to impeach precedents, and for all intensive purposes beg the question. Grok the smirch, Buzzard!
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @07:39PM
He might understand the word grok, but he certainly won't grok it.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 13 2019, @09:53PM (4 children)
Ari, you educate me about the virtues of being taught liberal arts every time you type.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Friday December 13 2019, @10:02PM (3 children)
Why, you are welcome, Mitigating Buzzhard! You are a rather brilliant student, albeit recalcitrant and surly.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 13 2019, @10:25PM (2 children)
Yeah, that's more or less accurate.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Saturday December 14 2019, @09:12AM (1 child)
Except, seriously and in all good cheer, dude, we did not need to know about your fixation on Judge Judy. Have some respect for the bench! Do not go all Justice Thomas "pubes on a coke can" on us, please! There is only so much a poor Soylentil can stand!
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:49AM
I was thinking more along the lines of what does she wear under that robe. I bet she sewed a dickie on the top and is going commando.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 14 2019, @03:20AM (4 children)
Women who want to do something with their life other than housework and babies, maybe get short haircuts are all trannies, especially women with authority. If a cisgender woman shows incredible athletic ability, they go to some length in service of essentialist legality.
t o x i c m a s c u l i n i t y
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday December 14 2019, @05:07AM (3 children)
Why are you just stringing random progtard buzzwords together? My sweet, long-suffering mother can troll better than that shit.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Saturday December 14 2019, @07:35AM (2 children)
Oh, silly! TMB has short hair, I can only assume, and he lives with his "roomie" and his kids, so we all know what that is about. And they are
desecratingremodeling a church to be their "nest", so I want to hear none of this wankery about gender fluidity or odd couples, or two men raising children, or any of that old patriachial crap. This diarrhea is about "besmirking", which as far as I can ken, is the putting of sardonic grins on the mouths of dead people, and that just don't seem right. It is like stringing random Buzzard words together, which is primarily what SoylentNews is, other than Runaway's crimes against Arkansas and humanity.(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:53AM (1 child)
You both sub and comment more than I do, slappy. And dead people can have any expression they want to have, you vitalist bigot!
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Monday December 16 2019, @10:19PM
Crucial part is "they want to have", not what some semi-literate Republican CongressMan wants them to have. The dead have every right to smirk, but also a right not be besmirked. Glad we got this straightened out.
Now, as for the "smirching", . . .