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Journal by aristarchus
So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?
No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.
Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.
Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Friday December 13 2019, @06:56PM (6 children)
See? This is what the lack of a Liberal Arts education will do! Idiots mistake idioms of language, try to impeach precedents, and for all intensive purposes beg the question. Grok the smirch, Buzzard!
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @07:39PM
He might understand the word grok, but he certainly won't grok it.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 13 2019, @09:53PM (4 children)
Ari, you educate me about the virtues of being taught liberal arts every time you type.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Friday December 13 2019, @10:02PM (3 children)
Why, you are welcome, Mitigating Buzzhard! You are a rather brilliant student, albeit recalcitrant and surly.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday December 13 2019, @10:25PM (2 children)
Yeah, that's more or less accurate.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Saturday December 14 2019, @09:12AM (1 child)
Except, seriously and in all good cheer, dude, we did not need to know about your fixation on Judge Judy. Have some respect for the bench! Do not go all Justice Thomas "pubes on a coke can" on us, please! There is only so much a poor Soylentil can stand!
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:49AM
I was thinking more along the lines of what does she wear under that robe. I bet she sewed a dickie on the top and is going commando.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.