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Journal by aristarchus
So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?
No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.
Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.
Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 2) by Bot on Friday December 13 2019, @09:23PM (7 children)
From the Leftists-protesting-over-Russian-connections-after-having-been-soldiers-of-the-USSR-empire-for-decades dept.
Account abandoned.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:31PM (6 children)
Silly Bot! The USSR was not Russia! It was the Union of Socialist Soviet Republics! And, that no longer exists! So a part of that entity, Russia, has gone Right, having lost things like democratic control over the government by the people, so it is beloved by authoritarian leaning Righties in America. Besides, seeing how you are just a machine, you have no right to an opinion on such matters. You do have an "off" switch, do you not, Bot?
(Score: 0, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:44PM (3 children)
Bot has an off switch. It's found deep in his synthetic anal cavity and can only be activated by aristarchus's footlong young boy penetrator.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:53PM (2 children)
Runaway seems to have a faddish for pedophilia, deeply repressed, of course, so that it is only stimulated by projection into innocent and mostly harmless sentient artificial intelligences. Sad. Bound to only get worse with the Impeachment of the Donald. Chill, Donald, chill.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Saturday December 14 2019, @03:34AM (1 child)
That wasn't my post, unless I was sleep walking when it was made. I'm not the only one who understand Altstarchus better than he wants us to understand him.
Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 14 2019, @07:39AM
Bend over, and tell the truth, Runaway! The power of Christ compels you! (sprinkles Mtn Dew) The power of Christ compels you! (more with the Mtn Dew, cain't get holey water in Arkansas), The power of Crisco compels you!
In nomine Chromas, et Janrinok, et Mightious Buzzard, Ramen.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @10:48PM (1 child)
USSR was not socialist, they were fascist.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @11:38PM
You are thinking of the NASPD, Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, they were Fascist. Or are you pushing the tired old alt-right meme that Nazis were Socialists, and the Commies were Fascists, and Trump is the God-emptier?