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Query: Republican Vocabulary

Journal by aristarchus

So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?

No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.

Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.

Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.

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  • (Score: 0, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:44PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:44PM (#931839)

    Bot has an off switch. It's found deep in his synthetic anal cavity and can only be activated by aristarchus's footlong young boy penetrator.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:53PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 13 2019, @09:53PM (#931844)

    Runaway seems to have a faddish for pedophilia, deeply repressed, of course, so that it is only stimulated by projection into innocent and mostly harmless sentient artificial intelligences. Sad. Bound to only get worse with the Impeachment of the Donald. Chill, Donald, chill.

    • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Saturday December 14 2019, @03:34AM (1 child)

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Saturday December 14 2019, @03:34AM (#931933) Homepage Journal

      That wasn't my post, unless I was sleep walking when it was made. I'm not the only one who understand Altstarchus better than he wants us to understand him.

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      Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 14 2019, @07:39AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 14 2019, @07:39AM (#931975)

        Bend over, and tell the truth, Runaway! The power of Christ compels you! (sprinkles Mtn Dew) The power of Christ compels you! (more with the Mtn Dew, cain't get holey water in Arkansas), The power of Crisco compels you!

        In nomine Chromas, et Janrinok, et Mightious Buzzard, Ramen.