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Query: Republican Vocabulary

Journal by aristarchus

So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?

No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.

Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.

Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 14 2019, @03:20AM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday December 14 2019, @03:20AM (#931929)

    Women who want to do something with their life other than housework and babies, maybe get short haircuts are all trannies, especially women with authority. If a cisgender woman shows incredible athletic ability, they go to some length in service of essentialist legality.

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday December 14 2019, @05:07AM (3 children)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Saturday December 14 2019, @05:07AM (#931956) Homepage Journal

    Why are you just stringing random progtard buzzwords together? My sweet, long-suffering mother can troll better than that shit.

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    My rights don't end where your fear begins.

    • (Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Saturday December 14 2019, @07:35AM (2 children)

      by aristarchus (2645) on Saturday December 14 2019, @07:35AM (#931974) Journal

      Oh, silly! TMB has short hair, I can only assume, and he lives with his "roomie" and his kids, so we all know what that is about. And they are desecrating remodeling a church to be their "nest", so I want to hear none of this wankery about gender fluidity or odd couples, or two men raising children, or any of that old patriachial crap. This diarrhea is about "besmirking", which as far as I can ken, is the putting of sardonic grins on the mouths of dead people, and that just don't seem right. It is like stringing random Buzzard words together, which is primarily what SoylentNews is, other than Runaway's crimes against Arkansas and humanity.

      • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:53AM (1 child)

        by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:53AM (#932226) Homepage Journal

        You both sub and comment more than I do, slappy. And dead people can have any expression they want to have, you vitalist bigot!

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        My rights don't end where your fear begins.

        • (Score: 1, Troll) by aristarchus on Monday December 16 2019, @10:19PM

          by aristarchus (2645) on Monday December 16 2019, @10:19PM (#933039) Journal

          And dead people can have any expression they want to have.

          Crucial part is "they want to have", not what some semi-literate Republican CongressMan wants them to have. The dead have every right to smirk, but also a right not be besmirked. Glad we got this straightened out.

          Now, as for the "smirching", . . .