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Journal by aristarchus

So, American Congress having hearings. Seems some folks are not all that happy about it. But today I heard a Doug Collins referring to something, not sure what it was, but I could have swore I heard him say that someone was "besmirking the dead". Does anyone have any idea what this is?

No doubt, it has something to do with "getting to the oranges of the Russia investigation", as the target of the investigations, Suspect #1 put it. Something about a Squid going pro? Go for it, Squidward! He'll make a fine Republican Congress critter, in spite of being an invertebrate.

Move to strike the last word. Ball in your court, Soylentils.

Oh, and Louie Gohmert hates education.

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Saturday December 14 2019, @09:12AM (1 child)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Saturday December 14 2019, @09:12AM (#931990) Journal

    Except, seriously and in all good cheer, dude, we did not need to know about your fixation on Judge Judy. Have some respect for the bench! Do not go all Justice Thomas "pubes on a coke can" on us, please! There is only so much a poor Soylentil can stand!

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  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:49AM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Sunday December 15 2019, @12:49AM (#932223) Homepage Journal

    I was thinking more along the lines of what does she wear under that robe. I bet she sewed a dickie on the top and is going commando.

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