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Impeachment

Journal by The Mighty Buzzard

Party 1: Yay, impeachment!
Party 2: Boo, impeachment!
Me: Mmmm, peach cobbler...

 

Reply to: Re:For me not thee

    (Score: 4, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 19 2019, @11:42PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 19 2019, @11:42PM (#934444)

    When cornered the conservative reactionary will fall on the ground much like the North American marsupial the opossum. However, instead of playing dead this defensive display is meant to elicit pity and confusion to get the apex predator to lose interest. The primary characteristics are extensive use of emotional language and infant like thrashing. If the hungry hunter presses on the reactionary will adopt a new strategy, revulsion. Much like more innocuous skunk, the reactionary will shit itself to become less palatable. Altogether a rather unpleasant species, but it often shares its habitat with the majestic liberal unicorn.

    Here our tour ends, join us next time on Pencilvester's Explorations: Humanity

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