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Impeachment

Journal by The Mighty Buzzard

Party 1: Yay, impeachment!
Party 2: Boo, impeachment!
Me: Mmmm, peach cobbler...

 

Reply to: Re:Well, at least you are consistent

    (Score: 2, Funny) by Azuma Hazuki on Saturday December 21 2019, @06:54PM

    by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Saturday December 21 2019, @06:54PM (#935024)

    Let's be real here; this guy's hand gets six separate headaches--one in the palm, one in each finger--out of sheer self-defense whenever he thinks of whacking off. If he were to make like that guy in Japan who wanted to marry his PSP or something, the console would spontaneously wipe itself, right down to blowing every last fuse in its own EEPROM. We never hear about his parents because they went back in time and retroactively aborted *themselves* rather than live with the shame of having produced, well, *that.*

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