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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 1, Troll) by szopin on Thursday December 19 2019, @10:36PM (3 children)
It's kind of funny, when dershowitz was supporting democrat position: the greatest intellect of all time, when he is now calling them out for being partisan hacks: he rapes babies, btw he's jewish. Step out of your cucked position for a moment, no the celebrity lawyer is not a presidential material lol and fake rape accusations are not ok when done for the cause, wake the fuck up
(Score: 4, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 19 2019, @11:42PM
When cornered the conservative reactionary will fall on the ground much like the North American marsupial the opossum. However, instead of playing dead this defensive display is meant to elicit pity and confusion to get the apex predator to lose interest. The primary characteristics are extensive use of emotional language and infant like thrashing. If the hungry hunter presses on the reactionary will adopt a new strategy, revulsion. Much like more innocuous skunk, the reactionary will shit itself to become less palatable. Altogether a rather unpleasant species, but it often shares its habitat with the majestic liberal unicorn.
Here our tour ends, join us next time on Pencilvester's Explorations: Humanity
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Friday December 20 2019, @03:35AM (1 child)
I've never even heard of Dershowitz. Is the connection supposed to be OJ (from a quick search)? Or, y'know, the whole "he's a Jew" bit?
(Score: 1) by szopin on Friday December 20 2019, @03:40AM
Alan Dershowitz is (was? before he came out against democrats in current anti-trump frenzy he definitely was a top lawyer) a top constitutional lawyer, compare his current wiki entry:
Alan Morton Dershowitz (/ˈdɜːrʃəwɪts/; born September 1, 1938) is an American lawyer and academic. He is a scholar of United States constitutional law and criminal law[1][2] who has been described as a "noted civil libertarian".[1][3]
With one from 2015:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Alan_Dershowitz&oldid=678642601 [wikipedia.org]
Alan Morton Dershowitz (born September 1, 1938) is an American lawyer, jurist, author, and political commentator. He is a prominent scholar on United States constitutional law and criminal law,[1][2] and a leading defender of civil liberties.[1][3]