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80 Million? I say, go for it!

Journal by aristarchus

Maybe we think a president is worth something. But anything is only worth what you can get for it on the market. I remember watching some "Olympus has Fallen" or other really bad movie, where the North Koreans held the POTUS hostage, and through out the movie I kept shouting, "Kill the bastard! We have 300 Million more of them!" If I was an American. But now there is a rather unique situation, where Americans could impeach, remove, and turn over the Donald, and recover some of the taxes he owes. Yes, the Iranians would probably kill him, but given his mental, and moral, state, that is no great injustice.

On the side, how much could we get for John Bolton, on the open market? Rumsfeld? Ouww, I bet Kissinger would go for a pretty penny! And Wolfowitz and his traitor wife. Oh, you didn't know about that one? Khallow, unfortunately, would sell for very little. Poor khallow.

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  • (Score: 2) by aristarchus on Monday January 06 2020, @10:06PM (6 children)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Monday January 06 2020, @10:06PM (#940387) Journal

    Trump Reportedly Upset Over Low Iranian Bounty Offer [dailykos.com]

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @12:54AM (5 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @12:54AM (#940444)

    For a limited time only, I am offering $3.50 for the assassination of aristarchus.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @01:33AM (4 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @01:33AM (#940462)

      US or Canadian?

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @02:19AM (3 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @02:19AM (#940490)

        Zimbabweian.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @02:36AM (2 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday January 07 2020, @02:36AM (#940496)

          At 2009 levels of ZWR 300,000,000,000,000 to $1 US, wouldn't ZWR 3.50 still be a bit above ari's market value?

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 10 2020, @08:18AM (1 child)

            by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 10 2020, @08:18AM (#941808)

            But if each Soylentil were to pitch in 1,230,345,019 ZRWs, we could come up with it, right?

            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 10 2020, @08:15PM

              by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 10 2020, @08:15PM (#942017)

              Count me in!