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Journal by barbara hudson

1. With Covid-19 doing the exponential growth thing

... I'm reminding people that we all need to do our imitation of Howie Mandel, washing our hands like someone with OCD. Or the Karate Kid 2020 - soap on, soap off ... soap on, soap off.

2. Unless you're Mike Pence, We've known that smoking kills

... but now we have evidence from China and Italy that smokers are much more likely to be infected and die. More in this thread. In a way it's poetic justice - we've known for 70 years that smoking isn't healthy, and all those smokers that set shitty examples for the next generations are now dying off. So, okay boomers, FOAD, like you've condemned future generations to.

3. All these sports events cancelled - oh my, what will I do?

Same as always, except with better programs on TV, because I could never see the point of rooting for professional sports teams, most of whom don't even live in the city they're "playing for." Good riddance, NHL. Playoffs well into spring? Yeah, yeah, it's all about the money ...

4. And speaking of absolutely useless, pointless sporting events - CANCEL THE OLYMPICS ALREADY.

It's not like I'm the only one saying it.

5 Finally, I'm happy to note that all those idiots saying that they're going on another cruise soon because way more people die of the flu have changed their tune

... too bad I can't rub it in because they're in isolation for two weeks from their most recent cruise. Why do people have a hard time understanding exponential growth anyway?

It's not that hard. Here's a question most people won't get, and will say it's a "trick question." It's from a Reader's Digest for kids book from 50+ years ago:

Q. A beaker contains one bacteria, that doubles every minute. It is full after one hour. At what time will it be half full?

Most people say 30 minutes, then bitch and moan that at 59 minutes MUST be the wrong answer.

Have fun trying to explain why their answer is wrong ...

6. Good things about the current outbreak part One

Less cold and flu going around as people wash their hands more, People are more aware. Hopefully, this will be at least one change that will "take".

7 Giving Away Hand Sanitizer

Last winter we got a few pallets of hand sanitizer, 70% alcohol. I ended up with 6 bottles over the course of the next few months, as did many of us. So a week ago today I had a meeting at a clinic, and I noticed that NOBODY was using hand sanitizer and people were going into the back offices for meetings several times a minute, and that door handle saw LOTS of action.

When I saw my social worker (she's helping me deal with life's challenges as someone with visual handicaps) I took the two bottles out, said "Take your pick - hand sanitizer, and they're both 70% alcohol." I mentioned that there are probably 200 people an hour using that doorknob, and no hand sanitizer. Told her that she can keep it, but that she should hide it because otherwise it's going to disappear really quickly. That's what happens when people share offices several days a week.

Personally, I'd have also brought my own spare mouse and keyboard. Or my own laptop, instead of using the office one. But I guess that's what phones are for, right? And hand sanitizer. And latex gloves. And (as someone pointed out), a piece of saran wrap when you have to use the keypad on an ATM or card reader to enter your pin. Or a plastic lunch bag.

I carry my own pen around all the time now, because you KNOW where those other pens have been. Ditto for utility knife (for boxes). Same with black marker.

8. Good things about the outbreak part 2 - Montreal Introduces Free Bus Rides

Today the mayor announced that passengers will enter and exit the buses by the rear door, and since there's no bus pass reader at the rear door, bus rides are essentially free. So unless you have to take the subway and go through the turnstiles, you are riding for free. Sucks if you already paid for a monthly pass, but great if you have a reloadable card for multiple individual trips.

 

Reply to: Re:Patio furniture

    (Score: 2) by barbara hudson on Sunday March 22 2020, @06:40PM

    by barbara hudson (6443) <barbara.Jane.hudson@icloud.com> on Sunday March 22 2020, @06:40PM (#974180)

    True, but with a high of +2, I can always throw on a jacket and sit on the balcony with the dogs and do the Vulcan / Jedi / Yoda mind trick and pretend it's nice out - at least until a gust of wind comes along.

    So funny, got a call from my boss, she wanted to know if I was still willing to go in Monday. Sure, why not? Turns out that there are not multiple reports that most of the deaths of people with "underlying health conditions" were obese or morbidly obese (in other words, badly managed type 2 diabetes). And most of them were smokers. So well-controlled type 1, never smoked, if I catch it I probably won't even notice it. Turns out that in some countries there are plenty of sub-clinical cases out there, in others there aren't, so who knows? Maybe in some countries almost everyone who catches it gets really sick?

    Just got a call confirming I'm going in in an hour to set up, and the guy asked me if we were still opening Monday. We've shut down everything except the food bank, which is classified as an essential service, so yes. We just don't let the clients in, even though in theory we could as long as we respect the 2 metres apart rules, because we don't want to take the risk - let them wait outside and pick up their stuff outside, for everyone's good health. If they're too ignorant to respect the 2 metre separation requirement outside (like a lot of people still seem to be packing the stores - must be the hunger for toilet paper drives them nuts) that's on them.

    Gotta say, I don't see much traffic on the streets, but I do see "the young and stupid" walking in groups in close proximity.

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