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Journal by The Mighty Buzzard
So, it turns out the lake was insanely crowded last week when I went fishing. We're talking ten times the people you'd find on a normal busy day. Thankfully all my coughing and sneezing made sure I didn't have anyone crowding my fishing spot. Mind you, I always cough and sneeze in late March, because that's when all the cars turn yellow with pollen around here. I wasn't going to tell them that though.
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Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
(Score: 2) by Arik on Tuesday March 31 2020, @05:35AM
I wan a'go to the new Belsen
Now I wan a'see some history
Now I got a reasonable economy.
...now I got a reason to be waiting.
If laughter is the best medicine, who are the best doctors?
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 31 2020, @12:15PM (5 children)
If it was so crowded, no one has called the government yet to get them to shut down the lake?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday March 31 2020, @01:16PM (2 children)
You can fish the entire way around the lake, so any literal rather than relative crowding is simply a matter of someone being an asshat or hanging with someone they'd normally be quarantined with anyway. And I suppose it could count as grocery shopping.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Tuesday March 31 2020, @08:17PM (1 child)
Is that a lake with attendants and wardens and shit, or is it pretty booney?
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday March 31 2020, @08:42PM
Well, it has TWRA guys that work just over the dam at the fish hatchery who keep it up, make sure the fishing dock is taken care of, see that the trail all the way around is passable, and manage the fauna but it ain't no city lake.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 31 2020, @11:21PM (1 child)
Well police in the UK dyed a lagoon [cnn.com] black to discourage people going there during the lockdown.
(Score: 2) by chromas on Wednesday April 01 2020, @02:50AM
Sounds healthy for the wildlife. The article says they're hiding treasures in the water too. Greedy bastards!
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday March 31 2020, @08:48PM
You're one of the people saying this is no big deal. Your orange tinted prophet can't be wroooong can he?
What made you change your mind? The chance to drive people off?