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Biden 2020

Journal by lizardloop

I’d like to see a Joe Biden presidency. Just because of the amount of drugs they are going to pump in to him to get him through 4 years.

They’ll end up sending some intern back in the time machine to the 70s to nick some of Hunter’s stash. They’ll come back with this fucking golf ball of king hell crank and be like “HEY JOE. GOT A LITTLE SPEARMINT GUM HERE FOR YA. LITTLE SPEARMINT GET YA GOING!” And just ram that fucking thing in his mouth and grab his jaw and saying “yeah chew on that you old fuck, chew it like you’d chew a pussy” and Joe’s just fucking thrashing about and foaming. Blood starts just jetting out of his fucking eye sockets. You can hear the embolisms popping inside his brain as he staggers in to the UN. Just grabs the hand of the emir of Qatar and starts pumping it and screaming “Gadaffi you son of an old dog you you when you gonna send some of them missiles back we sent you”. Slaps Merkel right on her ass “old queen lizzie you still got it, you still that jack jack!” As he leaps up on to a table juttin’ and jivin’ as what’s left of his brains dribble out of his fucking nose.

Yeah, yeah I’d like to see that.

 

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