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I’d like to see a Joe Biden presidency. Just because of the amount of drugs they are going to pump in to him to get him through 4 years.
They’ll end up sending some intern back in the time machine to the 70s to nick some of Hunter’s stash. They’ll come back with this fucking golf ball of king hell crank and be like “HEY JOE. GOT A LITTLE SPEARMINT GUM HERE FOR YA. LITTLE SPEARMINT GET YA GOING!” And just ram that fucking thing in his mouth and grab his jaw and saying “yeah chew on that you old fuck, chew it like you’d chew a pussy” and Joe’s just fucking thrashing about and foaming. Blood starts just jetting out of his fucking eye sockets. You can hear the embolisms popping inside his brain as he staggers in to the UN. Just grabs the hand of the emir of Qatar and starts pumping it and screaming “Gadaffi you son of an old dog you you when you gonna send some of them missiles back we sent you”. Slaps Merkel right on her ass “old queen lizzie you still got it, you still that jack jack!” As he leaps up on to a table juttin’ and jivin’ as what’s left of his brains dribble out of his fucking nose.
Yeah, yeah I’d like to see that.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday April 07 2020, @11:57AM (1 child)
“It Shattered My Life”: Former Joe Biden Staffer Tara Reade Says He Sexually Assaulted Her in 1993 [democracynow.org]
Time’s Up Said It Could Not Fund a #MeToo Allegation Against Joe Biden, Citing Its Nonprofit Status and His Presidential Run [theintercept.com]
He grab da pussy (according to a 27-year-stale #MeToo story). Nevertheless, Biden is qualified to become POTUS.
8 women say George H.W. Bush groped them. Their claims deserve to be remembered as we assess his legacy. [vox.com]
Groping and sniffing activity could accelerate if Biden's mental faculties are gone, as has been suspected.
[SIG] 10/28/2017: Soylent Upgrade v14 [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 1) by fustakrakich on Tuesday April 07 2020, @02:51PM
Well, you (editorial) can always stick with Trump. I mean, if all you're going to do is elect are a bunch of old perverts, you should always go for the one with the highest score, wouldn't you agree? After all, that is how they rank each other when handing out committee assignments. Lack of aggression makes you an "oddity", a standout that that can't be trusted.
When looking at the people who win elections, consider the Pavlovian aspects. The dog will always learn to push the right button.
La politica e i criminali sono la stessa cosa..
(Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 07 2020, @12:58PM (5 children)
Have you considered going to work for Alex Jones or Breitbart?
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Tuesday April 07 2020, @02:56PM (3 children)
Can you even imagine the howls and pearl clutching that would be going on if I wrote this same journal about Trump? Oh my civility!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 07 2020, @09:37PM (1 child)
I can imagine your whines. Heck, you gave us a free sample.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday April 11 2020, @02:40PM
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 19 2020, @01:20PM
I mean, Trump has dementia too. It's not mutually exclusive.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 07 2020, @06:26PM
Actually, I was wondering what he's been smoking and whether he would let me have some.
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 07 2020, @03:43PM (4 children)
Biden is one of the people I want to become president the least.
It's funny that after the media trying to plow the soil by pushing all the Russia nonsense, the impeachment hoax and the virus panic, the Democrats then only nominate a senile has-been candidate who is going to lose against Trump.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 07 2020, @05:59PM (2 children)
the Democrats then only nominate a senile has-been candidate who is going to lose against Trump.
Despite all the denials from their supporters, that is their intent. Notice how they so easily keep the congress almost exactly 50/50. Nobody lifts a finger, neighbors don't get together. In fact they turn against each other in tribal partisan witch hunts. They will not look at themselves. They will blame 5G and burn down the cell phone towers first.
The DNC/GOP charade is so obvious, yet it gets 95% of the vote. Does Putin get that much?
(Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday April 11 2020, @02:44PM (1 child)
(Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday April 11 2020, @02:46PM
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday April 07 2020, @09:40PM
Overconfidence is not a virtue. Don't learn the wrong lessons from 2016, and avoid becoming a part of a YouTube montage after Election Day.