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posted by janrinok on Tuesday September 02 2014, @04:11PM   Printer-friendly
from the to-boldly-go-where-geckos-had-not-gone-before dept.

For three days in late July, our eyes collectively turned skyward. We, as a species, sat helpless, united in hope that a satellite full of geckos tasked with a month-long sex romp would be safely returned to orbit—and indeed to Earth—after the Russian space ministry lost control of it. Eventually, Roscosmos regained control of the satellite, and today Foton-M4 touched down in Orenberg, Southern Russia, to worldwide jubilation.

It is thus, with heavy hearts, we report that all five of the Geckos on-board died, according to the Russian space agency. The sad news was confirmed by Roscosmos ( https://twitter.com/mattb0401/status/506451596151382018 ) to the Moscow Times as they prepared a joint statement with the ominously named Russian Institute of Biomedical Problems.

These geckos died in the cause of science, for the greater good, etc. A toast to these pioneering geckos! Four generations of Drosophila flies, microorganisms and plants were also sent into space. Update 16:56 BST: The flies survived and reproduced!

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-09/01/rip-space-sex-geckos

 
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  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by Blackmoore on Tuesday September 02 2014, @06:01PM

    by Blackmoore (57) on Tuesday September 02 2014, @06:01PM (#88582) Journal
    More important is - How will radiation and microgravity effect the newborn creatures?

    what strange mutation will occur?

    and what terror will they unleash upon mankind?
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  • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday September 02 2014, @06:56PM

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday September 02 2014, @06:56PM (#88592) Homepage Journal

    I'm not to worried about any terrors. We're pretty terrible ourselves. After I posted above, I read that ISIS has beheaded another reporter. What can mutants do to us, that we don't do to ourselves?

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    Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
    • (Score: 2) by Blackmoore on Tuesday September 02 2014, @07:17PM

      by Blackmoore (57) on Tuesday September 02 2014, @07:17PM (#88600) Journal
      At this point?  I'm kinda hopeful that a new species takes over.  I was just marketing that for CNN.