I picked Wally because lets face it, I spent a quarter century in one form or another implementing variations on "Fuck that manual procedure I'm gonna replace that entire multi hour process with a very tiny shell script" and then I'd sip freshly brewed tea and shitpost on /. and the chans for hours every day and the bosses didn't care because I was saving the company so much labor money by turning hundreds of hours of paid labor into paying me a couple hours a week to shitpost and be on call for troubleshooting.
All Wally ever did in the comics, as I recall, was sip a drink and shitpost verbally; if I'm misremembering, well, then its just too early in the morning.
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(Score: 2) by looorg on Friday May 08 2020, @10:04PM
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Indeed, it pretty much has to be Wally. I (not so) secretly wish I was Catbert but when things come down to it I'm probably Wally. I'm just not evil, or care, enough.
(Score: 3, Funny) by VLM on Friday May 08 2020, @02:23PM (2 children)
I picked Wally because lets face it, I spent a quarter century in one form or another implementing variations on "Fuck that manual procedure I'm gonna replace that entire multi hour process with a very tiny shell script" and then I'd sip freshly brewed tea and shitpost on /. and the chans for hours every day and the bosses didn't care because I was saving the company so much labor money by turning hundreds of hours of paid labor into paying me a couple hours a week to shitpost and be on call for troubleshooting.
All Wally ever did in the comics, as I recall, was sip a drink and shitpost verbally; if I'm misremembering, well, then its just too early in the morning.
(Score: 2) by looorg on Friday May 08 2020, @10:04PM (1 child)
Indeed, it pretty much has to be Wally. I (not so) secretly wish I was Catbert but when things come down to it I'm probably Wally. I'm just not evil, or care, enough.
(Score: 3, Informative) by looorg on Friday May 08 2020, @10:07PM
... come to think of it I'm turning more and more into this guy every passing day. When being Wally just isn't enough anymore.
http://folk.uio.no/hpv/linuxtoons/dilbert-unix.png [folk.uio.no]