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  • (Score: 1, Troll) by Runaway1956 on Monday September 14 2020, @06:27PM (14 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 14 2020, @06:27PM (#1050910) Journal

    I've heard that stevia rots your brain, but you won't find out until you've used it for years.

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  • (Score: 2) by Freeman on Monday September 14 2020, @09:31PM (7 children)

    by Freeman (732) on Monday September 14 2020, @09:31PM (#1050982) Journal

    Stevia != Aspartame / Nutrasweet

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    Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Monday September 14 2020, @09:37PM (6 children)

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Monday September 14 2020, @09:37PM (#1050983) Journal

      Well, no, it isn't. It rots different parts of the brain!

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 15 2020, @11:24PM (5 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 15 2020, @11:24PM (#1051478)

        You should see what that stuff does to ants

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 14 2020, @10:42PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 14 2020, @10:42PM (#1050999)

    I've heard that stevia rots your brain

    Probably an improvement.

  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday September 14 2020, @11:29PM (4 children)

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Monday September 14 2020, @11:29PM (#1051025) Homepage Journal

    Dude, I've got too much brain as it is. I been trying to kill off enough of the old brain cells with various recreational chemicals to get down to "above average" since I was 13. That old saying "ignorance is bliss" is no fucking lie. Being able to see people being astonishing idiots with extreme clarity ain't all that fun.

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    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 15 2020, @11:30PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 15 2020, @11:30PM (#1051480)

      A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

      In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

      And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 22 2020, @07:48PM (1 child)

      by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 22 2020, @07:48PM (#1055106)

      All that self-reflection hurts huh? Guess drinking lets you ignore it instead of improving yourself.