Toothpaste before caffeine is precluded by both sanity and courtesy. Anyone who has to smell your breath after you've undone all the work the brushing managed with coffee will not thank you.
I get my coffee fixed, step outside and roll a cigarette, then whiz behind The Roomie's boat so as not to cause any marital strife in folks driving by. Priorities.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Tuesday September 15 2020, @02:52PM (5 children)
Yeah, that's still 4-6 minutes of not having coffee after I wake up though.
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(Score: 2) by DECbot on Thursday September 17 2020, @05:56PM (1 child)
I find that's just enough time to brush my teeth.
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(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Friday September 18 2020, @02:32PM
Toothpaste before caffeine is precluded by both sanity and courtesy. Anyone who has to smell your breath after you've undone all the work the brushing managed with coffee will not thank you.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by mcgrew on Sunday September 20 2020, @08:02PM (2 children)
Enough time to piss.
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(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday September 20 2020, @11:02PM
I get my coffee fixed, step outside and roll a cigarette, then whiz behind The Roomie's boat so as not to cause any marital strife in folks driving by. Priorities.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 21 2020, @11:17AM
Oh, fuck. Prostate so bad you need 4-6 minutes to piss? My sympathy.