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posted by n1 on Wednesday September 24 2014, @11:12PM   Printer-friendly
from the better-living-through-chemistry dept.

Medical researchers have received approval to begin safety and performance testing of the Wearable Artificial Kidney. The federal Food and Drug Administration and the University of Washington Institutional Review Board accepted the protocol for the clinical trial. Expected to start this autumn in Seattle, it will be the first human study in the United States to be conducted on the device.

The Wearable Artificial Kidney, also known as the WAK, is a miniaturized dialysis machine that can be worn on the body. The carrier resembles a tool belt; the device connects to a patient via a catheter. Like conventional dialysis machines, it is designed to filter the blood of people whose kidneys have stopped working. Unlike current portable or stationary dialysis machines, it can run continuously on batteries and is not plugged into an electrical outlet or attached to a water pipe. The present version weighs about 10 pounds, but future modifications could make it lighter and more streamlined.

 
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  • (Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @01:30AM

    by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @01:30AM (#98002) Journal

    So how long until all the 16-24 year olds want one of these? set it up with bluetooth and an Iphone app, the Ihipsters will be buying them by the thousands.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @01:45AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @01:45AM (#98010)

    my kidney is wearable, too!

    • (Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @02:31AM

      by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @02:31AM (#98042) Journal

      so is a vibrating butt-plug if you're going to stretch the 'wearable tech' definition to that length }:)

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @02:47AM

        by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @02:47AM (#98049)

        We will stretch every orifice!

        • (Score: 3, Funny) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @02:53AM

          by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @02:53AM (#98052) Journal

          OT: those new giant iphones are going to cause some torn anuses from all the fanboys bumming them so hard. fortunately they have a little flex

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @06:28AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @06:28AM (#98112)

            No flange! Not safe!

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @04:39PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 25 2014, @04:39PM (#98308)

            So that's the reason for the rounded corners!

  • (Score: 2) by Tork on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:04AM

    by Tork (3914) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:04AM (#98054)
    You know this product is being developed solely to sae lives, right?
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    • (Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:08AM

      by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:08AM (#98056) Journal

      yeah, but when has that stopped the stupid masses from purchasing things solely for status?

      • (Score: 2) by Tork on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:44AM

        by Tork (3914) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:44AM (#98072)
        Um... are you really that desperate for Solynet to cover the launch of the iPhone 6?
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        • (Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:47AM

          by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:47AM (#98074) Journal

          god no, just bored at work so dorking it up on Soylent. I think I've managed to go most of a day without saying one useful thing.

          • (Score: 2) by Tork on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:52AM

            by Tork (3914) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:52AM (#98077)
            I hear you. Well if you're interested in knowing why I'm being an asshole about it is I have a coworker who isn't at work right now for reasons that this device would probably spare her trouble from. That's not your fault, though, and I'm sorry about starting in on you.
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            • (Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:58AM

              by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:58AM (#98078) Journal

              Yeah, that would probably do it. not intending any disrespect. just doing my usual rant about youth of today wanting teh shiny. best of luck to her.

              • (Score: 1) by Tork on Thursday September 25 2014, @04:07AM

                by Tork (3914) on Thursday September 25 2014, @04:07AM (#98082)
                Appreciated. Have a good night!
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    • (Score: 2) by EvilJim on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:11AM

      by EvilJim (2501) on Thursday September 25 2014, @03:11AM (#98058) Journal

      Maybe I should have added 'sharks and lasers' for greater humorous effect