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  • (Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Friday November 20 2020, @06:15PM (11 children)

    by DeathMonkey (1380) on Friday November 20 2020, @06:15PM (#1079876) Journal
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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @06:22PM (10 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @06:22PM (#1079880)

    Recounting fraudulent votes again is not an audit. It's just a recount that includes all the fake votes for Biden.

    But I agree that the Bidenreich is likely to begin. All hail der Führer Biden, the new Hitler of our glorious age! Vhat form vill ze new Enabling Acts take? Vill zhey burn ze Capital, or vill zhey settle for torching ze National Archives? So many new events to re-create anticipate!

    • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @07:04PM (3 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @07:04PM (#1079911)

      Aaaaaahhhh! Nooooooo! Ahhhhh! It's a tyrannical regime! He's gonna continue Barack HUSSEIN Obama's legacy install Islamic Communism and make us all eat vegetarian Karl Marx burgers!

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @09:24PM (2 children)

        by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @09:24PM (#1079966)

        He's gonna continue Barack HUSSEIN Obama's legacy install Islamic Communism and make us all eat vegetarian Karl Marx *Jrs* burgers!

        FTFY!

        So much fear, such little brains.

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @09:49PM (1 child)

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @09:49PM (#1079979)

          Karl Jr is the one that said we should socialize the losses, privatize the gains, and suck a lot of corporate cock, right?

          • (Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @10:11PM

            by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @10:11PM (#1079988)

            Exchange theory of value says "I'd rather use technologies of abundance to create artificial scarcity! In the final analysis, fuck you, I'm eating."

            Brought to you by Karl's Jr.

    • (Score: 5, Touché) by DeathMonkey on Friday November 20 2020, @07:11PM (4 children)

      by DeathMonkey (1380) on Friday November 20 2020, @07:11PM (#1079917) Journal

      I know it sucks for all you anti-Democracy types but in America we count all the votes.

      • (Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Friday November 20 2020, @09:26PM (3 children)

        by DeathMonkey (1380) on Friday November 20 2020, @09:26PM (#1079967) Journal

        Multiple times, apparently!

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @09:30PM (2 children)

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @09:30PM (#1079971)

          I believe an automatic recount can be requested if Georgia certifies a race but the margin is within 0.3%. If the Trump campaign requests the recount, we'll see Biden win Georgia THREE TIMES!

          • (Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Friday November 20 2020, @10:50PM

            by DeathMonkey (1380) on Friday November 20 2020, @10:50PM (#1080001) Journal

            Yep, looks like it. Some states require the campaign to pay for it but since the GA taxpayers will be on the hook he'll definitely be requesting a 3rd recount.

            Georgia resident should be pissed but most of that taxpayer money came from NY or CA anyway so it won't bother them.

            (Just kidding, the counties pay for it. It's not actually paid for by all that Red State Welfare we send them.)

          • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 21 2020, @12:34AM

            by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 21 2020, @12:34AM (#1080031)

            What will the "Cock" crow after Georgia denies him THRICE?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @07:12PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday November 20 2020, @07:12PM (#1079918)

      It's just a recount that includes all the fake votes for Biden.

      It included all the fake votes for Trump, too. Got a problem with that? We all know those were more than the fake votes for Biden. But still, Trump, and Trumpsters, are losers.