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  • (Score: 5, Interesting) by istartedi on Saturday January 02 2021, @09:01PM

    by istartedi (123) on Saturday January 02 2021, @09:01PM (#1094034) Journal

    If Covid could think, there would be rumors about a vaccine now. Many Covids would remark that their economy has never been better, they finally broke out of the pangolin and have gone global. They'd downplay the fear. As vaccination spread, many would simply refuse to mutate. The head Covid would deny that the vaccine even exists, and then when pressed to admit so would downplay the threat. Towards the end of 2021, most Covids will realize the vaccination is a threat but at least half of them will stubbornly refuse to mutate and won't bother to infect at GOP rallies and churches as the mutants advised. Mutants! What do they know? They can't tell us what to do. We're going to make Covid great again.

    So. I think 2021 will be better... for humans.

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