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Surprise, goatse motherfuckers! Where is your god now?

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  • (Score: 3, Funny) by c0lo on Thursday February 18 2021, @06:55AM

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday February 18 2021, @06:55AM (#1114371) Journal

    I has no idea what O or Q ducks are [data]

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