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Joe Manchin stands as firm as Jabel-al-Tariq

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @09:29PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @09:29PM (#1135020)

    While alive, a human consumes carbohydrates. When dead, the body decays to hydrocarbons.

    Think about it.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @09:40PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @09:40PM (#1135029)

    Did you play an army surplus store clerk in the movie Falling Down?

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @10:17PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @10:17PM (#1135042)

      I am the exegete.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @10:27PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday April 08 2021, @10:27PM (#1135048)

      army surplus?! I thought that was a sex shop.. oh wait, that's Pulp Fiction