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Tel Aviv will test dog poop DNA to fine owners who don’t clean up:
Tel Aviv has found an innovative way of dealing with dog owners who don’t clean up after their pets in the city streets — testing the excrement’s DNA and sending a fine to the owner by mail.
The city council on Monday approved a motion setting up a DNA database and stating that dog owners will be required to submit their pets’ genetic details to authorities upon receiving or renewing a license, Hebrew-language media reported.
The validity of current dog licenses will expire six months after the new ruling takes effect, and new licenses won’t be approved unless owners give over the DNA details, the reports said.
The regulations won’t apply to guide dogs or to dogs kept by animal protection organizations.
[...] There were 6,766 calls and inquiries made to the city hall hotline over dog poop left in public spaces in 2020, according to the Ynet news site.
(Score: 4, Funny) by Opportunist on Friday July 16 2021, @11:06AM (3 children)
Oh, I take DNA samples and analyze them.
So you're in criminal investigation?
Well... kinda.
(Score: 2, Troll) by fakefuck39 on Friday July 16 2021, @11:36AM (2 children)
Which is not the worst thing you can do. When the country was formed, they designated several hundred people to just study the word of god, to benefit the rest of the population with their understanding. They are provided with free housing, and paid a salary by the taxpayers. Problem is, while these psychos sat there debating the meaning of life and finding new ways to feel superior and entitled, they fucked. A lot. So now, they are like 15% of the population, still getting all their shit for free.
By law, those religious leeches have no say in politics or government, which was supposed to limit the size of the leech pool. Of course, the country is run by a bunch of corrupt assholes, so they are extremely into politics, and hence keep getting more and more taxpayer cash, while studying how superior they are to everyone.
So, Mr Haredi, what is it that you do for a living? He spends his life trying to steal more money, and gets a government salary for that. So imagine like a million Trumps in a country the size of NYC, but in office for 70 years. Speaking of, August is coming. While the supreme court is in recess, the orange god has promised they will hear his case to prove election fraud and reinstate him as president. But he needs your money to do that and set democracy back on track, so his donation page is open again. You must donate - the torah compels you.
dogshit everywhere. so much dogshit.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 16 2021, @02:06PM (1 child)
So the Haredi are the Jews' Jews?
(Score: 2, Interesting) by fakefuck39 on Friday July 16 2021, @06:16PM
There's most jews - white, higher than euro-white IQ, higher average income, not religious, don't speak a dead language, are against Israel. Here's that jewish majority protesting against Israel in NYC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5HNYlaR8qc [youtube.com]
Bernie and Natalie Portman are a good example - in fact, those two jews have been declared by the Isreally government to be antisemitic, as funny as that sounds. Now here's an American jew in Isreal getting muzzled and dragged off by the cops: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDUC4hjtHPw [youtube.com]
The Haredi are the Jews' Jews the same way ISIS are the Muslim's Muslims, the same way the uncle who gets drunk at thanksgiving and hits on his brother's 16yo daughter is your family, the same way democrat BLM rioters who block you from getting home and beat you up at a restaurant for not raising your fist and go on to rob stores are the blacks' niggers, the same way the small minority of republicans are the republicans' fat redneck nazis who pray away covid while dying on a ventilator. They're all a tiny but very loud minority, and an embarrassment to the group the claim to represent - a group that's more against them than even the general population. And the common thread there is they all play victim while being the aggressor, they're all dumber than a box of rap tapes, and strangely enough, they all try to fuck their 16yo niece.