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Confused Governor Says Looking at Webpage's HTML is Criminal Hacking

posted by FatPhil on Monday October 18 2021, @08:42AM   
from the don't-even-think-about-editing-the-URL dept.

upstart writes:

Confused governor says looking at webpage's HTML is criminal hacking:

Gov. Mike Parson is sick and tired of all these sophisticated, no-good hackers and he's not going to take it any more. It's too bad the Missouri Republican has no idea what he's talking about.

During a Thursday press conference, the confused elected official lashed out at a journalist who reported a vulnerability in an official Department of Elementary and Secondary Education website. The reporter, notably, waited until officials fixed the error before publishing the story. The flaw? The website apparently included teachers' Social Security numbers in the HTML.

"Though no private information was clearly visible nor searchable on any of the web pages, the newspaper found that teachers' Social Security numbers were contained in the HTML source code of the pages involved," reported the St. Louis Post Dispatch.

Parson, who apparently has never heard of "view source," obliquely threatened the Post reporter with prosecution.

"The state is committing to bring to justice anyone who hacked our system and anyone who aided or encouraged them to do so — in accordance with what Missouri law allows AND requires," wrote Parson.

[... - plenty snipped - ...] Parson, in other words, has no idea what he's talking about.

canopic jug augments that with the following other sources:

Governor Mike Parson wishes that ctrl-u or f12 will become illegal. This was actually a breach of personal information, including SSANs, for over 100,000 people.

https://text.npr.org/1046124278
https://www.salon.com/2021/10/14/missouri-governor-threatens-criminal-prosecution-of-reporter-found-security-flaw-in-state-site_partner/
https://itwire.com/security/missouri-goes-after-man-who-looked-at-source-code-on-state-site.html
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/missouri-governor-teacher-data-hacking-1242493/
https://coldstreams.com/2021/10/14/no-it-isnt-missouri-governor-says-viewing-html-source-code-containing-private-data-the-state-published-on-every-page-is-a-crime/
https://abc17news.com/news/missouri/2021/10/14/gov-parson-threatens-legal-action-against-reporter-who-exposed-flaw-on-state-education-departments-website/
https://heavy.com/news/gov-mike-parson-html-source-code-decoded-ssn/

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Original Submission

• Re:Better advisors Re:Better advisors (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 19 2021, @12:26PM (1 child)

  by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 19 2021, @12:26PM (#1188381)

  The TDS is that the media took the absolute worst possible interpretation of what his rambling statement meant and endlessly hyped it without quoting it until people believed that he actually said "you should inject bleach into your veins".

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33QdTOyXz3w [youtube.com]

  Do you need a fucking transcript or is your brain not listening to the BULLSHIT he talks about? You wish it was something he didn't say? Here, you can read the wise man's words.

  supposing we hit the body with a
  tremendous whether it's ultraviolet or
  just very powerful light and I think you
  said that hasn't been checked but you're
  gonna test it and then I said supposing
  you brought the light inside the body
  you can which you can do either through
  the skin or in some other way and I
  think you said you're gonna test that
  too sounds interesting
  right and then I see the disinfectant
  where it knocks it out in a minute one
  minute
  and is there way we can do something
  like that by injection inside or almost
  a cleaning because you see it gets in
  the lungs and it does a tremendous
  number long so it'd be interesting to
  check that so that you're gonna have to
  use medical doctors with but it sounds
  it sounds interesting to me the new
  headline is trumpets people to go
  outside that's dangerous here we go same
  old group you ready I hope people enjoy
  the Sun and if it has an impact that's
  great I'm just hearing this not really
  for the first time I mean there's been a
  rumor that you know a very nice room or
  that you go outside of the zone or you
  have heat and it does have an effect on
  other viruses but now we get it from one
  of the great laboratories of the world I
  have to say covers a lot more territory

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• Re:Better advisors (Score: 2) by deimtee on Tuesday October 19 2021, @01:45PM

  by deimtee (3272) on Tuesday October 19 2021, @01:45PM (#1188396) Journal

  and then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute one minute and is there way we can do something like that by injection inside

  The difference is in what is meant by an ambiguous two word phrase in that ramble. "like that"
  If he is referring to the disinfectant then he would be an idiot.
  If he is referring to the effect of the disinfectant it is a reasonable, if overly hopeful, statement.

  If anyone other than Trump said "wouldn't it be great if we could find a medicine that would kill it as fast as bleach does" you would just agree. You might think it was wishful thinking, but you wouldn't accuse them of being worse than Hitler.

  --
  No problem is insoluble, but at Ksp = 2.943×10⁻²⁵ Mercury Sulphide comes close.

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