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Where did it all go wrong?

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So I was drinking beer and eating curry. Where did it all go wrong? Life's great mysteries!

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 13 2021, @04:12AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 13 2021, @04:12AM (#1195846)

    So I was drinking beer and eating curry. Where did it all go wrong? Life's great mysteries!

    Imagine our turgid doing this, just like one of those Brexit supporting commoners. Next he'll be enjoying banter with his fellow country-men in a public house and eating KP nuts off the bar!

    Landlord, 'tis such a cold winter, three pints of your finest ale for myself and my brethren. For we haft bravely braved the curry house and haft slayed the beast that is the vindaloo. A re-Markle twist of ginger shall surely leave us in your debt, surely incomparable to the debt of the French and the Germans. Wot? Who won the fucking war? Wot? Wanna fuckin' go you Nazi continentalist swine? [indecipherable turgid noises]

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