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Journal by turgid
You must remember the old joke about the electron who was stopped for speeding. The policeman said to him, "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"
"No," replies the electron.
"You were driving at precisely 100 miles per hour, sir."
Despondently the electron retorts, "Great, now I'm lost."
I was explaining that joke to Turgid jr. recently. When he was much younger, he just thought it was funny because an electron driving a car would be funny.
I said to him that he should ask his Religious Education teacher whether God knows the positions and momenta of all particles in the universe. His RE teacher is also his science teacher.
This should be interesting.
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Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard -- I'm living for today!
(Score: 2) by Mojibake Tengu on Saturday December 18 2021, @04:39PM (6 children)
I just think that was funny because electron was talking.
Usually, electrons do not talk. Not even to policemen...
I know that feeling.
The edge of 太玄 cannot be defined, for it is beyond every aspect of design
(Score: 2) by turgid on Saturday December 18 2021, @05:50PM (4 children)
A talking electron is indeed hilarious.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent [wikipedia.org].
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 19 2021, @01:16AM (2 children)
Why does an electron drive with those little bitty steering wheels?
So he can drive with handcuffs on, man...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 19 2021, @11:55AM (1 child)
Is that a cultural reference?
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday December 21 2021, @10:34PM
Yeah, if you see Cheech and Chong as "culture"...
(Score: 1) by pTamok on Tuesday April 19 2022, @02:44PM
That reminds me of the joke about the boy and the talking frog.
Boy out walking discovers and captures a frog. It turns out it can talk, and says, "Please kiss me! I'll turn into a Princess, and I will repay you with your weight in gold".
"Nope.", says the boy.
"Oh!", says the frog/princess, "How about 10 times your weight in gold?"
"Nope.", says the boy.
The frog/princess is getting worried now and tries adding in rubies and emeralds, and other material inducements, to all of which the boy says, "Nope."
Finally in complete desperation, wanting to escape her froggy form she offers to marry the boy so he will inherit her father's kingdom.
"Nope." says the boy.
"Why not?", she cries.
"Well,", the boy says, "if I kiss you, you'll turn into a girl, and I don't like girls; but a talking frog is something worth having!"
(Score: 2) by mhajicek on Monday January 17 2022, @05:22PM
No one should talk to a policeman.
The spacelike surfaces of time foliations can have a cusp at the surface of discontinuity. - P. Hajicek