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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Thursday January 06 2022, @11:41PM (5 children)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) on Thursday January 06 2022, @11:41PM (#1210700) Homepage Journal

    Never has the term "talking heads" been put into graphics so well.

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    Abortion is the number one killed of children in the United States.
    • (Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 06 2022, @11:55PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 06 2022, @11:55PM (#1210707)

      Oh, I guess you really don't watch Fox, strange.

    • (Score: 3, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @03:16AM (2 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @03:16AM (#1210754)

      Why do you hate democracy?

      • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @03:31AM (1 child)

        by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @03:31AM (#1210755)

        why do you abuse helpless children?

        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @08:06AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @08:06AM (#1210787)

          whatever maxwell

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @09:52AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @09:52AM (#1210803)

      One of my favorite talking head moments is from one of the anchors on the local news on one of their first days at the job as the weekend relief anchor. The news comes back from commercial for that last little sum up before they are played out. The meteorologist says a quick summary of the next 12 hours or so. The anchor stares straight at the camera and says, "Vamp 15 about weather." She then freezes with eyes wide open and there was a pause that felt like forever but was probably no more than a second or two before the meteorologist says, "If you really want me to, I can tell you about how nice it will be." and then fills in the next 10 or so seconds before doing a kludgy sign off with the anchor. Sadly that predates internet video and they've never shown it again. Maybe when they retire it will be in the career highlight real.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 06 2022, @11:52PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 06 2022, @11:52PM (#1210706)

    Triggered by the blatantly obvious truth. Fuck Joe Biden, but he ain't wrong!

  • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @12:39AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @12:39AM (#1210721)

    Even that senile racist boomer is able to condemn Trump. What is wrong with so many Republicans these days? Went independent quite a bit ago and couldn't be happier.

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @03:13AM (6 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @03:13AM (#1210753)

    Jet beams can't steel fuel melts!

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @04:10AM (3 children)

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @04:10AM (#1210761)

      Landing the moon on earth was faked.

      • (Score: 3, Touché) by Freeman on Friday January 07 2022, @03:10PM

        by Freeman (732) on Friday January 07 2022, @03:10PM (#1210853) Journal

        Obviously, otherwise there would be this giant moon-like mountain on Earth and someone would definitely have taken a selfie by now!

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        Joshua 1:9 "Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee"
      • (Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday January 08 2022, @12:44AM (1 child)

        by khallow (3766) on Saturday January 08 2022, @12:44AM (#1210983) Journal
        But how will you fix it when it breaks? Clearly, it's impossible to land a repair team on the Moon, therefore they have to land the Moon on Earth. QED. Moving on, they obviously must turn the Moon off before they land it, so no selfies. Nobody would cross the Freemasons anyway. Mad crazy.
        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 08 2022, @07:59AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 08 2022, @07:59AM (#1211033)

          The Jade Rabbit will fix it.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @08:00PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday January 07 2022, @08:00PM (#1210931)

      Stop the Steel.

    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 08 2022, @01:56AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday January 08 2022, @01:56AM (#1210994)

      Fell the towers still.

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