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posted by martyb on Friday February 25 2022, @09:03AM   Printer-friendly
from the internet-of-things-that-shouldn't-need-internet dept.

Peloton Outage Prevents Customers From Using $2,500 Exercise Bikes:

Peloton hasn't been having a great run lately. While business boomed during the pandemic, things have taken a sour turn of late on a bizarre host of fronts.

[...] adding insult to injury, connectivity issues this week prevented Peloton bike and treadmill owners from being able to use their $2000-$5000 luxury exercise equipment for several hours Tuesday morning. The official Peloton Twitter account tried to downplay the scope of the issues:

We are currently investigating an issue with Peloton services. This may impact your ability to take classes or access pages on the web.

We apologize for any impact this may have on your workout and appreciate your patience. Please check https://t.co/Dxcht2tQB0 for updates.

— Peloton (@onepeloton) February 22, 2022

[...] For much of Tuesday morning the pricey equipment simply wouldn't work. While the company's app still worked (For some people), Bike, Bike+, and Peloton Tread owners not only couldn't ride in live classes, they couldn't participate in recorded classes because there's no way to download a class to local storage (despite the devices being glorified Android tablets). The outage (which occurred at the same time as a major Slack outage) was ultimately resolved after several hours, but not before owners got another notable reminder that dumb tech can often be the smarter option.

Perhaps one day in the future, scientists will invent a way to make exercise machines that do not require internet access. Such a fantastic invention would be locked up behind patents.

See also:
Peloton Admits It's in Hot Water With DOJ, DHS, and SEC Over Its Treadmill Mess
Peloton treadmill owners will be able to run again without a subscription
Peloton disabled a free running feature on its treadmills, forcing owners to pay up
Peloton disabled a free feature on its $4,000 Tread+, forcing owners to pay a $39 monthly fee to use the machine
Peloton faces backlash after disabling free running feature on its $4,000 treadmills
Music Publishers Say Peloton Stole Even More Music, Ask for $300 Million
Peloton's Countersuit Against Music Publishers Over Song Copyrights Just Got Thrown Out


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 25 2022, @01:27PM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 25 2022, @01:27PM (#1224797)

    Pretty sure that for the lowest tier of service contract the answer to:
          "set resistance to 3"
    is:
          "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

    Separate comment--my guess is that many Peloton owners live in high-rise apartment buildings, which have stairs. Running up stairs is a great workout...

  • (Score: 5, Funny) by DannyB on Friday February 25 2022, @03:18PM (3 children)

    by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Friday February 25 2022, @03:18PM (#1224834) Journal

    Why would someone exercise by running up the stairs when they could buy a $2500 machine that requires internet access?

    --
    People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday February 26 2022, @12:32AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday February 26 2022, @12:32AM (#1224978)

      Bravo! You win the internet tonight.

    • (Score: 2) by bzipitidoo on Saturday February 26 2022, @03:11AM

      by bzipitidoo (4388) on Saturday February 26 2022, @03:11AM (#1225000) Journal

      I'll go that one better. Why all this exercise for the sake of exercise? Think of all the dung you could shovel out of a stable, instead of just spinning your wheels.

      The exercise bike is the ultimate degradation, somehow turning "spinning your wheels" and going nowhere into a virtuous activity. We're so doomed.

    • (Score: 2) by krishnoid on Sunday February 27 2022, @10:00PM

      by krishnoid (1156) on Sunday February 27 2022, @10:00PM (#1225392)

      Why not both [youtu.be]?