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I popped my first anti-nausea pill before the SOTU started. Who remembers the poisonous viper, Pelosi, sitting behind President Trump, making puke faces as the President spoke? Tonight, the viper looks oh-so happy, smiling at the world, as she awaits her fair-haired boy's arrival.
Sleepy Joe spends ten minutes telling us how he has united the US, UK, and Europe. Lies - he promised to unite Europe, but Putin actually united Europe and NATO.
"Created 6.5 million new jobs last year . . . " So, uhhhhh, how does that compare to the job situation before the Wuhan Flu escaped the laboratory?
Close up of Pete Buttplug bobble head figure . . . he's enjoying Biden bragging about 'Build back better'. Poisonous lead pipes? Hmmmm - isn't that a Democrat run city problem? Thinking . . .
"Buy American"? Ohhhhh - kay. I'll be watching. Is Hunter still in China, collecting big bucks for access to the President?
Intel's 'Field of Dreams'? Mmmm-hmmm. Computer chips the size of a fingernail? So Intel is going backward 20 years?
"Time to bury the term 'rust belt' and Joe begins stammering. Let's see how bad that gets.
'Lower your costs, not your wages' - so he's trying to roll back last year's faux pas.
Cut the cost of prescription drugs? I need to double check, but I thought Biden shot down laws allowing Americans to order drugs from overseas? Yeah, drugs that cost $1 overseas, cost $100 or more here. WHY?!?!?!
Now a closeup of the AOC bobblehead.
Joe talking about 'cost of child care'. Didn't Obama make a speech about "We don't want mothers to stay home, we want you working!" Duhhh - why does child care cost so much? It has nothing to do with the fact that women can't afford to stay home.
'Make corporations and wealthy Americans pay their fair share' - and every socialist smiles, stands up and applauds - nevermind the fact that most of them are fabulously wealthy compared to the average middle class American. Even Pelosi smiled - and she is as guilty as any congress critter in Washington.
'The watchdogs are back', but who is watching Hunter Biden?
Biden cares about farmers and ranchers - oh yeah, I remember last year. He offered subsidies to hunters and ranchers who are black but none to white. No, he doesn't care about farmers and ranchers, he cares about identity politics.
CDC issued new mask guidelines, all because Biden personally got the virus under control . . . using the vaccines developed under Trump's administration. "I've ordered more pills than anyone in the world". Biden personally developed those pills, I'm swooning with admiration! /sarcasm
"It's time to get back to business"? Thinking - haven't Republicans been saying that for well over a year? Biden finally gets onboard with Republicans? Take those masks off, and get back in class!!
"Can't build a wall high enough" to keep a virus out - and he kinda stumbled again. Train of thought broke, but he recovered well enough. Where is his teleprompter hidden?
Oh - oh - big city violence - he's building up to it - he knows what works - body cams - still waiting for it - breaking the circle of violence - fund the police - still waiting - GUN TRAFFIKING - GHOST GUNS - GUN VIOLENCE - YADA YADA YADA - ASSAULT WEAPONS HOLDING 100 ROUNDS - GUN MANUFACTURERS CAN'T BE SUED - HOW DOES A KNOWN TERRORIST GET A GUN
Bring it on Joe, keep repeating all the lies. Don't let up now - oh, you've run out of lies? Damn, maybe it's time for a nap, you forgot UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECK!!!
Katanji Brown Jackson - I won't comment on her, I haven't bothered to check her background. I do resent the fact that he nominated her just because she is a black female. That is his selling point, not her past decisions.
Secure the border? What happened to 'Surge the Border', Joe? You great hypocritical shit!
Roe v Wade? The US constitution doesn't enumerate the right to kill an inconvenient human life. If it does, then we can't condemn Putin, can we?
Beat the opioid epidemic? Better secure the god-damned border, Joe!! BUILD THAT WALL!
Take on mental health? Well, Democrats generally do drive Americans crazy - defund the police, right? Ooops, now you suddenly want to fund the police.
Privacy protections? Children? What about all the rest of us? Outlaw targeted advertising, period - not just for children.
Support our veterans? Just fuck off. Your Democrats are attacking all kinds of veterans. You hate white, male, heterosexual, Christian soldiers, sailors, and veterans. Ohhhhhhh - Major Joe Biden. You don't know if his service contributed to his brain cancer, but you want to suck up the sympathy . . . but we don't politicize our veterans, do we Joe?
Cancer. MRNA vaccines might do it. But, then you'll have to say goodbye to the DNC . . .
Closeup of Debbie Wasserman Schultz bobblehead, the corrupt head of the DNC that cut Bernie off at the knees - twice.
My fellow Americans, tonight, let me express my contempt for Joe and his whole DNC. Save democracy? Yeah, right.
Good night, Joe.
(Score: 4, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @03:38AM (16 children)
He starts off with a whimper and ends frothing at the mouth. Dat boy ain't right!
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @03:45AM (13 children)
Ukrainians are right now wishing the fuck they had a 2nd Amendment guarantee to keep and bear arms.
(Score: 5, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @03:48AM (11 children)
No they aren't, military passed out guns like a well regulated militia should ;^) Down with Russian fascists! Long live the decent citizens of Russia, may they throw off the oligarch's yoke!
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @03:52AM (9 children)
That's an observation in ignorance. Ukraine had nowhere near enough guns to pass out. Many of those passed out, were put into the hands of people who have little to no idea how to use them. The 'well regulated militia' seems to consist of every able bodied male in the country, between the ages of 18 and 60, and there aren't nearly enough guns to arm them all, nor is there nearly enough time to train them.
To repeat: "Ukrainians are right now wishing the fuck they had a 2nd Amendment guarantee to keep and bear arms."
(Score: 4, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @04:11AM (4 children)
Uh oh the shills arrived. Please educate us oh shitheaded one! Lol fookin wackjob.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @04:18AM (3 children)
can't educate a fool who doesn't want to learn
(Score: 2, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @07:20AM (2 children)
Runaway is a Putin sucking ignorant moron. He needs to be banned for SoylentNews, or he will continue to spew. Since aristarchus has been banned, he has only gotten worse. Time to put the rabid dog down!
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @02:21PM (1 child)
Putin is everywhere! Opposition to war is more evidence that Putin is everywhere! Opposition to the Democratic Party is all Putin's doing! Maybe Putin is even the bathroom rapist that the sisterhood of the uterus of the Democratic Party is looking for!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @07:03PM
Joe Biden is a Putin sock puppet!
(Score: 5, Interesting) by FatPhil on Wednesday March 02 2022, @09:33AM
I also talk daily with Russians and Belarusians, they too are my neighbours, my work colleagues, and my friends. At least half of the people I know fall into the category of being familially connected to the countries currently at war.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people; the smallest discuss themselves
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @02:16PM
Ukrainian authorities say citizens don't need to declare captured Russian tanks and military equipment for tax purposes
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @05:25PM
And yet...and yet!...they are still managing to hold off much of the might of the Russian military. Uh-oh! It looks like your narrative may have a big hole in it. I'm just going to enjoy trotting out this Ukrainian counter-example whenever you guys claim that the 2A is absolutely essential to drive off foreign invaders.
Actually, right now they are wishing Russia would get the fuck out of their country.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @06:05PM
The Ukrainians will just take guns from dead Russians.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @04:21AM
Down with Putin! All power to the soviets!
(Score: -1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @09:25AM
So they could froth at the mouth like American Ammosexuals? They would soon realize, and it seems that they have, that getting all aroused and excited, and lubed up the butt, over the chance of killing a fellow human being does not make a successful defensive posture. Bend over, Runaway! Here it comes Again!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @08:00PM
Now we know what Lauren Boybert was typing so furiously on her phone during the speech.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @10:13PM
I popped my first anti-nausea pill before the SOTU started.
Now Runaway knows how we feel about his posts.