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I popped my first anti-nausea pill before the SOTU started. Who remembers the poisonous viper, Pelosi, sitting behind President Trump, making puke faces as the President spoke? Tonight, the viper looks oh-so happy, smiling at the world, as she awaits her fair-haired boy's arrival.
Sleepy Joe spends ten minutes telling us how he has united the US, UK, and Europe. Lies - he promised to unite Europe, but Putin actually united Europe and NATO.
"Created 6.5 million new jobs last year . . . " So, uhhhhh, how does that compare to the job situation before the Wuhan Flu escaped the laboratory?
Close up of Pete Buttplug bobble head figure . . . he's enjoying Biden bragging about 'Build back better'. Poisonous lead pipes? Hmmmm - isn't that a Democrat run city problem? Thinking . . .
"Buy American"? Ohhhhh - kay. I'll be watching. Is Hunter still in China, collecting big bucks for access to the President?
Intel's 'Field of Dreams'? Mmmm-hmmm. Computer chips the size of a fingernail? So Intel is going backward 20 years?
"Time to bury the term 'rust belt' and Joe begins stammering. Let's see how bad that gets.
'Lower your costs, not your wages' - so he's trying to roll back last year's faux pas.
Cut the cost of prescription drugs? I need to double check, but I thought Biden shot down laws allowing Americans to order drugs from overseas? Yeah, drugs that cost $1 overseas, cost $100 or more here. WHY?!?!?!
Now a closeup of the AOC bobblehead.
Joe talking about 'cost of child care'. Didn't Obama make a speech about "We don't want mothers to stay home, we want you working!" Duhhh - why does child care cost so much? It has nothing to do with the fact that women can't afford to stay home.
'Make corporations and wealthy Americans pay their fair share' - and every socialist smiles, stands up and applauds - nevermind the fact that most of them are fabulously wealthy compared to the average middle class American. Even Pelosi smiled - and she is as guilty as any congress critter in Washington.
'The watchdogs are back', but who is watching Hunter Biden?
Biden cares about farmers and ranchers - oh yeah, I remember last year. He offered subsidies to hunters and ranchers who are black but none to white. No, he doesn't care about farmers and ranchers, he cares about identity politics.
CDC issued new mask guidelines, all because Biden personally got the virus under control . . . using the vaccines developed under Trump's administration. "I've ordered more pills than anyone in the world". Biden personally developed those pills, I'm swooning with admiration! /sarcasm
"It's time to get back to business"? Thinking - haven't Republicans been saying that for well over a year? Biden finally gets onboard with Republicans? Take those masks off, and get back in class!!
"Can't build a wall high enough" to keep a virus out - and he kinda stumbled again. Train of thought broke, but he recovered well enough. Where is his teleprompter hidden?
Oh - oh - big city violence - he's building up to it - he knows what works - body cams - still waiting for it - breaking the circle of violence - fund the police - still waiting - GUN TRAFFIKING - GHOST GUNS - GUN VIOLENCE - YADA YADA YADA - ASSAULT WEAPONS HOLDING 100 ROUNDS - GUN MANUFACTURERS CAN'T BE SUED - HOW DOES A KNOWN TERRORIST GET A GUN
Bring it on Joe, keep repeating all the lies. Don't let up now - oh, you've run out of lies? Damn, maybe it's time for a nap, you forgot UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECK!!!
Katanji Brown Jackson - I won't comment on her, I haven't bothered to check her background. I do resent the fact that he nominated her just because she is a black female. That is his selling point, not her past decisions.
Secure the border? What happened to 'Surge the Border', Joe? You great hypocritical shit!
Roe v Wade? The US constitution doesn't enumerate the right to kill an inconvenient human life. If it does, then we can't condemn Putin, can we?
Beat the opioid epidemic? Better secure the god-damned border, Joe!! BUILD THAT WALL!
Take on mental health? Well, Democrats generally do drive Americans crazy - defund the police, right? Ooops, now you suddenly want to fund the police.
Privacy protections? Children? What about all the rest of us? Outlaw targeted advertising, period - not just for children.
Support our veterans? Just fuck off. Your Democrats are attacking all kinds of veterans. You hate white, male, heterosexual, Christian soldiers, sailors, and veterans. Ohhhhhhh - Major Joe Biden. You don't know if his service contributed to his brain cancer, but you want to suck up the sympathy . . . but we don't politicize our veterans, do we Joe?
Cancer. MRNA vaccines might do it. But, then you'll have to say goodbye to the DNC . . .
Closeup of Debbie Wasserman Schultz bobblehead, the corrupt head of the DNC that cut Bernie off at the knees - twice.
My fellow Americans, tonight, let me express my contempt for Joe and his whole DNC. Save democracy? Yeah, right.
Good night, Joe.
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @09:22AM (4 children)
Ari's not here, man. But Runaway's neighbors now know who he is. One of them has their Ring doorbell moved slightly for a better view of the Russian operatives base, of operations. Can't say which one, or whether it is an arial drone, camera'ed squirrels, of whatnot, but someone is always watching Runaway.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @05:33PM (3 children)
Interesting how staff are now totally fine with spam mod abuse. Someone falsely accuses ari of making a post and ari responds by mocking them. Well I presume it is ari, same style etc. Anyway. He fets spam modded for criticizing an idiot? You'll have to be fair admins and spam mod the accusational post as well, flamebait offtopic accusations are worse than so.eone making fun of said idiot. Only thing I know for sure is I made the OP and ari got accused. It is a bad look Soylent News, letting such abuse stand and even FatPhil approved it! Opens the door to spam modding provable lies as offtopic distractions. Then it'll devolve into probable lies and we'll have recreated Fox News!
No real matter, founders abandoned the site and staff are partisan jerks with no desire to improve the place.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @07:07PM (2 children)
Ari, when you switch from one sock puppet to the other, you don't become a new person. Pink ari is exactly the same as argyle ari is exactly the same as paisley ari is exactly the same as cross-fit-trainer ari. And, don't do the white sock - it only brings out your varicose veins.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @08:03PM (1 child)
But actually, it isn't Ari! Ask me how I know, and I am in a position to know! You do not know what you think you know, and throwing spam mods at random is bad for the site.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @09:24PM
Note apk got to spam multioles if the exact same comment in any given article before people would correctly spam mod him, you're being targeted out of simole bias because people are tired of your whining. Fair enough really, evidence points to you sock puppeting but you and staff refuse to actually sort that out. Pretty sure everyone knows you've sock puppeted, so unless that is sorted out your credibility is shot to hell. Regardless still not a reason to abuse spam mods, and no matter how tired of someone the staff are they should modban the user throwing those around. Though fatphil made some comment about allowing spam mods for offtopic whining about being banned.
Who knew Teh Mighty Buzzard was right, though I doubt he foresaw rightwingers being the problem. Of course it would be though, they are the ones most vocal about hating any rules on behavior, which obviously was just a fear response because they desire to censor others so badly they thought liberals would do the same to them. This site is an interesting microcosm of conservative politics and why the fascists are always conservatives despite the ideologies they falsely espouse to gain popular support. Was nothing socialist about the Nazis