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I popped my first anti-nausea pill before the SOTU started. Who remembers the poisonous viper, Pelosi, sitting behind President Trump, making puke faces as the President spoke? Tonight, the viper looks oh-so happy, smiling at the world, as she awaits her fair-haired boy's arrival.
Sleepy Joe spends ten minutes telling us how he has united the US, UK, and Europe. Lies - he promised to unite Europe, but Putin actually united Europe and NATO.
"Created 6.5 million new jobs last year . . . " So, uhhhhh, how does that compare to the job situation before the Wuhan Flu escaped the laboratory?
Close up of Pete Buttplug bobble head figure . . . he's enjoying Biden bragging about 'Build back better'. Poisonous lead pipes? Hmmmm - isn't that a Democrat run city problem? Thinking . . .
"Buy American"? Ohhhhh - kay. I'll be watching. Is Hunter still in China, collecting big bucks for access to the President?
Intel's 'Field of Dreams'? Mmmm-hmmm. Computer chips the size of a fingernail? So Intel is going backward 20 years?
"Time to bury the term 'rust belt' and Joe begins stammering. Let's see how bad that gets.
'Lower your costs, not your wages' - so he's trying to roll back last year's faux pas.
Cut the cost of prescription drugs? I need to double check, but I thought Biden shot down laws allowing Americans to order drugs from overseas? Yeah, drugs that cost $1 overseas, cost $100 or more here. WHY?!?!?!
Now a closeup of the AOC bobblehead.
Joe talking about 'cost of child care'. Didn't Obama make a speech about "We don't want mothers to stay home, we want you working!" Duhhh - why does child care cost so much? It has nothing to do with the fact that women can't afford to stay home.
'Make corporations and wealthy Americans pay their fair share' - and every socialist smiles, stands up and applauds - nevermind the fact that most of them are fabulously wealthy compared to the average middle class American. Even Pelosi smiled - and she is as guilty as any congress critter in Washington.
'The watchdogs are back', but who is watching Hunter Biden?
Biden cares about farmers and ranchers - oh yeah, I remember last year. He offered subsidies to hunters and ranchers who are black but none to white. No, he doesn't care about farmers and ranchers, he cares about identity politics.
CDC issued new mask guidelines, all because Biden personally got the virus under control . . . using the vaccines developed under Trump's administration. "I've ordered more pills than anyone in the world". Biden personally developed those pills, I'm swooning with admiration! /sarcasm
"It's time to get back to business"? Thinking - haven't Republicans been saying that for well over a year? Biden finally gets onboard with Republicans? Take those masks off, and get back in class!!
"Can't build a wall high enough" to keep a virus out - and he kinda stumbled again. Train of thought broke, but he recovered well enough. Where is his teleprompter hidden?
Oh - oh - big city violence - he's building up to it - he knows what works - body cams - still waiting for it - breaking the circle of violence - fund the police - still waiting - GUN TRAFFIKING - GHOST GUNS - GUN VIOLENCE - YADA YADA YADA - ASSAULT WEAPONS HOLDING 100 ROUNDS - GUN MANUFACTURERS CAN'T BE SUED - HOW DOES A KNOWN TERRORIST GET A GUN
Bring it on Joe, keep repeating all the lies. Don't let up now - oh, you've run out of lies? Damn, maybe it's time for a nap, you forgot UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECK!!!
Katanji Brown Jackson - I won't comment on her, I haven't bothered to check her background. I do resent the fact that he nominated her just because she is a black female. That is his selling point, not her past decisions.
Secure the border? What happened to 'Surge the Border', Joe? You great hypocritical shit!
Roe v Wade? The US constitution doesn't enumerate the right to kill an inconvenient human life. If it does, then we can't condemn Putin, can we?
Beat the opioid epidemic? Better secure the god-damned border, Joe!! BUILD THAT WALL!
Take on mental health? Well, Democrats generally do drive Americans crazy - defund the police, right? Ooops, now you suddenly want to fund the police.
Privacy protections? Children? What about all the rest of us? Outlaw targeted advertising, period - not just for children.
Support our veterans? Just fuck off. Your Democrats are attacking all kinds of veterans. You hate white, male, heterosexual, Christian soldiers, sailors, and veterans. Ohhhhhhh - Major Joe Biden. You don't know if his service contributed to his brain cancer, but you want to suck up the sympathy . . . but we don't politicize our veterans, do we Joe?
Cancer. MRNA vaccines might do it. But, then you'll have to say goodbye to the DNC . . .
Closeup of Debbie Wasserman Schultz bobblehead, the corrupt head of the DNC that cut Bernie off at the knees - twice.
My fellow Americans, tonight, let me express my contempt for Joe and his whole DNC. Save democracy? Yeah, right.
Good night, Joe.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @09:53PM (24 children)
"Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people" ... “He’ll never, he’ll never extinguish their love of freedom” ... “And he will never, never weaken the resolve of the free world.”
“He has no idea what’s coming,” Biden said of Putin. The US president also delivered a strong rebuke to Russian oligarchs, saying the West is “coming for your ill-begotten gains”
“Tonight I can say we’re moving forward safely back to more normal routines,” Biden said. He also encouraged offices to reopen, saying, “It’s time for Americans to get back to work and fill our great downtowns again.”
“I think I have a better idea to fight inflation: lower costs, not your wages" ... “Instead of relying on foreign supply chains, let’s make it in America.”
"Six days ago, Russia’s Vladimir Putin sought to shake the foundations of the free world thinking he could make it bend to his menacing ways. But he badly miscalculated. ... He thought he could roll into Ukraine and the world would roll over. Instead he met a wall of strength he never anticipated or imagined. He met the Ukrainian people."
"Throughout our history we’ve learned this lesson when dictators do not pay a price for their aggression they cause more chaos"
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @10:40PM (15 children)
"It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day."
- Kommie Harris
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @10:55PM (14 children)
Why does The United States continue to buy oil from Russia?
"Well, as you know, on this issue, for example, we applaud Germany in terms in what it has done in terms of Nordstream 2. As it relates to what we need to do domestically as well as what we need to do in terms of this issue generally, we have, as the President said, re-evaluated what we're doing in terms of the strategic oil reserves here in the United States to make sure it will not have an impact, or we can mitigate the impact on the American consumer.
...
"Let's take this one step at a time. Understanding that right now on the issue of energy, our allies have stood firm and unified in a way that many of the pundits didn't predict would happen, to ensure that we are unified in our approach to this issue."
- Kommie Harris
(Score: 2, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @11:05PM (13 children)
Personally I love how triggered you are by a minority female VP. We need to elect more women and POC if only to make asshole white supremacists rage impotently.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @11:13PM (6 children)
We should hire the best qualified for any job. The fact that Kackling-Kommie is of some sort of identifiable race or two, is your problem, not mine.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @08:52AM (5 children)
We did. Let me introduce Vice President Harris. Democrats roll that way.
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:53PM (4 children)
You mean, everybody else was worse than that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @08:36PM (3 children)
Mike Pence? Who did not decide overthrowing the Constitution was a bad thing, until it failed? On advice from the previously most stupid Republican VP ever, Dan Quayle? And don't you remember VP Spiro Agnew? Republican VP candidate, Sarah Palin? It is obvious that all the Republican alternatives were, in fact, worse than that, and the only reason you object to Harris is that you are a fucking racist. Fuck off, racist!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @09:14PM (2 children)
Kackling-Kommie Harris couldn't get 1% in the CA primaries. By your reckoning, 99% of Californians are fucking racists.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 04 2022, @02:28AM (1 child)
Still much less than white Arkansawsians!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 04 2022, @03:17AM
Now who can argue with that? I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @11:24PM (1 child)
Indeed. It looks like Biden is already working on that. [cnn.com] Expect more white supremacist heads to explode with impotent rage in the coming days. Get out the popcorn.
(Score: -1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @02:03AM
Sleepy Joe's imprimatur is causing me to second-think my endorsement of strawberry ice cream with chocolate syrup.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:04AM (2 children)
You should see him get triggered by Greta.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:10AM
Garbo! Grr-arr-arr-woo-woo!
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @05:14AM
No thanks, only thing I wanna hear from pedos is "oh shit dropped the soap nooooo."
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:53PM
Kameltoe is no minority. Female? Half the fucking world population is female. Indian? ~1/4 of the world population is female. Black? Well, she ain't really black, but again, ~1/4 of the world population is female. Kameltoe is less a minority than I am.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @11:16PM (1 child)
“I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.”
- Joe
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 02 2022, @11:21PM
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by... you know... you know the thing."
- Joe
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:06AM (3 children)
Sour Grapes from Runaway.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:12AM (1 child)
You're all happy-juicy-grapes about how that State-Of-The-Dumpster-Fire speech went?
(Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @03:37AM
The first presidential State of the Ukraine speech in US political history.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @08:54AM
Runaway has always been like this, since he was rousted out of the Navy with a Less than Normal Discharge. Lots of Issues. But not enough to go Full QAnon Shaman, but close.
(Score: 2) by DannyB on Thursday March 03 2022, @04:07PM (1 child)
Speaking of sour notes, let's not forget all of the Quayle Quotables from the George H W Bush senior back before SN ACs were born. Also to be remembering some of the George W Bush quotables.
Everyone makes gaffes when speaking. Biden more so than most.
Young people won't believe you if you say you used to get Netflix by US Postal Mail.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 03 2022, @04:31PM
And don't forget, some o' them-thar debates from afore the War Of Northern Aggression, were real barn-burners, I tell ya'.