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posted by NCommander on Thursday March 06 2014, @11:00PM   Printer-friendly
from the changing-of-the-guard dept.

As many of you have already read, John Barrabas resigned as head of SoylentNews, and I've taken over in his place. Many people who are not involved in Staff were likely blindsided on this, and the community itself deserves to have an understanding of the reasons and events leading up to this. This post exists to set the record straight.

I would like to make it clear, especially in hindsight, that the events leading up to this were not pretty, and that no one involved came out smelling like roses. Mistakes were made all around, tempers were lost, and to be frank, at times, I've conducted myself in a way that was not professional.

In the end, the changeover was amicable, and John and I are still on speaking terms with each other. This isn't intended as a bashfest, but rather as explanation to the community (along with those staff who were not directly involved) of why and how this change came about.

NCommander Adds: Staff logs and copies of the email have been posted to my journal. Links included below.

To understand how we got here, we need to go all the way back to the beginning of the foundation of this site, and the events that led up to it. SoylentNews was created as a direct result of Slashdot's responses to their new layout. Many of us from that site had felt that this was the proverbial 'last straw', and that it was time to start again. John organized the initial project (then called AltSlashdot), and created a channel on Freenode to find other like minded people to help drive this goal. I got involved from one of the many posts made in the Slashdot discussion thread which in turn got me on IRC, and involved with the initial project.

At this point, several people had already been experimenting with the last public release of Slashcode, which was hosted in a semi-broken git repository on SourceForge. A couple of independent efforts had managed to get a slightly working Slashcode setup working. However, these instances were broken to the point that we got a bunch of jumbled HTML, and nothing resembling how we did during the private alpha. I offered to provide my knowledge and expertise in trying to get this mess working, while others looked at the possibility of a clean rewrite. In this I had the advantage of knowing where potential problems lay from a previous attempt at running Slash, and my experience at other Slashcode sites, such as Macslash.

After many hours of hacking, I was able get "install-slashcode" to run through with no errors, and bend the theming engine into something resembling a functioning pile of perl. The initial screenshot of Slash that was posted to the wiki was from this very early dev instance. However, the system we were on was a relatively dated instance of CentOS 5. Slash has somewhat unique running requirements, and is something of a four-letter-word to actually get started, let alone working.

Once it became clear that we could get Slash working, our attention turned towards figuring out what our production environment would look like. John began to solicit names for the site, and SoylentNews was picked out of those submissions. In hindsight, this was where we began to run into problems.

Originally, the plan was to be hosted on Bluehost (since that's where the wiki was), and work was done in parallel to try and get Slash up and running while myself and others would try and continue to bend slash to our wills. It became immediately clear that BlueHost wouldn't meet our needs (the initial attempt at installation hosed the VPS to the point it required re-imaging). Several other VPSes were tried (at once) and were unsatisfactory. This is in part why our initial bringup costs were so high.

Around this time, our dev system went and vanished on us, and its owner was unreachable. At this point, I was pretty frustrated with the state of things, so I set out to solve the problem. I had been a Linode customer for sometime at this point, and I knew for it fact it could meet Slash's demands. Without consulting anyone, I broke out my credit card, purchased two Linode 2048s, imaged them with Ubuntu 12.04, and proceeded to build Slashcode's dependencies, configuring them for Slash's particular needs. Furthermore, I was determined that to the extent possible, we would run on modern software.

My choice of Ubuntu for an operating system wasn't a matter of favoritism, but of practicality. I am an active Ubuntu Core Developer, and I knew the fundamentals of the system well enough to make sure we could setup Slash, and not break it by routine updates to the system. With these steps, the bring-up plan was moved from an unorganized bunch of people, and into a dictatorship. While this was not my preference, it was what was necessary to get us out the door.

As we got Slash closer-and-closer to usable, I started assigning tasks, and we got things done. We began to open the pre-launch site to more and more people, and an informal goal was to launch by the end of the Slashcott. An interim moderation algorithm was written, the missing parts of the theme were either recovered from CVS, or rewritten from scratch. Login and account creation was repaired, memcache support was fixed, and I located the last remaining problems with varnish and got that fully operational. We worked well as a team, and on February 16th, we opened our doors to the public.

What I didn't know at the time was that my take charge attitude had ruffled some feathers internally. Furthermore, I had made some decisions on how our development site should work, and that further annoyed people. After launch, John and I had a long one-on-one talk on how he saw things, and that he had gotten some complaints on my conduct. I will readily admit that I am not an experienced manager, nor do I have any formal management training, and conveyed that to John at the time. In the end, I stepped to the side, and John became the formal head of the site, while I continued to head-up dev. Furthermore, the stress and time put during golive left me very close to burn out. With the site up and running, I authored our end of day one post, and proceeded to rest for a week.

Under John, the staff was organized into various teams who in turn were managed by "Overlords," and the staff was loosely organized into this. Quoting from the wiki:

We're have overlords that manage various features. An overlord is responsible for granting access - it's intended to be a no work position, so that it can be held for long periods without requiring much time.

So for example, Applesmasher is the overlord of forums. He grants access to people and recovers access when people leave, but he doesn't have to do any work himself (although he can if he wants). He ensures that the people with access are reliable.

If you need a forum for your group, ask the overlord of forums. If you want a set of wiki pages, ask the overlord of the wiki, and so on.

The current overlords originally agreed to hold the position until Mar 1, that date has already passed. Going forward we can choose overlords via some formal process. (And the current overlords might ask to continue.)

John didn't wish to micro-manage, and felt that everything should be run by consensus. Decisions would be made by the group, and only by the group, but the saying goes, "Ask ten engineers for an opinion, get ten opinions." It quickly became apparent that we couldn't function as a cohesive unit. An Overlord had no authority to actually settle things in case of disagreement, and we had no way of resolving inter-team disputes. I'm not sure who coined it originally, but the term "management silos" quickly became common in describing the problem.

This was further compounded by an inability to communicate efficiently. We had no staff-wide mailing lists, nor a formal list of who was even on Staff (one of the things we're trying to determine post-handover). The only reason we even have staff email addresses is due to mrcoolbp collecting them all independently. mattie_p was made a "manager of everything" in an attempt to try and solve our communication issues, but even he had no authority to actually do anything, and had to defer to John on any matter of import. Staff morale was quickly sinking. In addition, we had far too many disparate venues of communication with little or no integration between them. Besides IRC, we had forums, the wiki, this site, a journal or two, and probably other ways that were setup in an attempt to address this issue, and some of us were only on one of all those methods.

Despite all of this, some teams were able to more or less run. As the Overlord of dev, I was able to build a group of good and active contributors, and managed to build the current dev VM which is architecturally similar to the production boxes. It should be noted that during bringup (as a factual error pointed out to me during drafting of this post), we were working on a CentOS based VM whose host committed suicide from load.

The editorial team was similarly able to run under these constraints, but only just barely. No one was happy with it. It was for instance, impossible to define a general "style and formatting" guideline, which is why the formatting of stories have been somewhat inconsistent.

Finally, many on the staff (myself included) felt conflicted on how some decisions were being made. For instance, John had us setup our own IRCd instead of remaining on Freenode, and to date, we've yet to have a public referendum on what the site name should be, as had been promised prior to launch. We launched under the premise that we (the staff) need to be a part of a community, and decisions impacting everyone needs to be discussed with the world at large. I know we lost people when we moved to SoylentIRC, and many of us never understood why we moved.

Issues started coming to a head about two weeks ago, due to an internal dispute on the operating system of choice for being run on what would be the final production systems (to date, we're still on the two Linode 2048s I setup at launch), and what the development systems would be. The decision was made without consulting all of the sys team, nor were other teams such as dev consulted at all (and as a member of both teams, I at the very least would have liked to been informed). I will not rehash this argument publicly, as it is only tangentially related to what ultimately happened. At this point, I grabbed John, and had another long one-on-one about both this, and the fact that we had a fundamental communication problem.

What happened was that I was slapped hard, my concerns dismissed as upset over not getting my way, and the communication issue was not addresses. Now, I'm going to be blunt. I nearly walked right then and there, and I fired off a reply that in hindsight I'm not proud of. My problem wasn't due the choice of OS per-se, but that a decision made by essentially one individual, and then backed even after the lack of discussion was brought to light. It wasn't clear that even within the sys team it had majority support (ultimately, I forced a vote on this matter at the staff meeting, and it was 2 for, 2 against).

Due to (pre-planned) traveling to Macau for a conference, there was little I could do at the time, but I was convinced that John needed to be forced to see what was going on. Failing that, a vote of no-confidence would be needed, since I felt that unless something gave, SoylentNews would fail due to mismanagement.

Now, mattie_p had managed to convince John to host an all-hands staff meeting for that Sunday. Although I debating calling for a no-confidence vote at the time, I ultimately settled on standing my soapbox, and forcing the communication issue into the staff as a whole, highlighting the problems with our system, and that the distro issue had prevented us from even setting up a development cluster. The dev VM exists mostly so I would have a way to test changes without unleashing them to the public before even being able to smoke test them. None of these issues were resolved in the course of the meeting.

In the days that followed, I finally managed to recover from jetlag, and starting speaking to staff 1:1, to get their feeling on things. At roughly the same time, John's QA went live. While much of the comments were positive, the staff in general felt ...

Well, felt that it was a bunch of hot air and marketing speak. Or at least that's how I'd put it. None of us had seen the answers beforehand aside from Mattie, and most of us were hoping for more substantive material. I, for one, was hoping that we were close to getting the not-for-profit setup, or at least get a discussion framed around that with concrete information.

I began going around to the staff in turn one-on-one, to try and get a feeling for the site, to see how things are, and what they're feelings on John were. For the most part, there was a sense of "gloom."

Ultimately, it boiled down to three major points:

  • For the most part, no one was really happy with our communication issues, and that they were hamstringing us everywhere.
  • No one felt that they could say anything or complain, especially since John was financing the site.
  • We had no rudder, no visible vision we could work towards, especially since it wasn't clear what John was doing after almost a solid month since we began the project. The QA was just a slap in the face in that light.

With each person, I worked toward collecting support for a no-confidence vote. My plan was that at the next staff meeting, I'd ask John to step aside, and show that our issues had not been addressed, that we were choking on ourself, and that we essentially were becoming everything we left the other site to escape. Should diplomacy fail, I intended to force the issue via a vote of no-confidence, and let the chips fall where they may.

Furthermore, five of us were going to resign should the vote fail. I had talked to roughly half the staff and had already secured a majority, but wanted to make sure everyone knew what was coming, and had a chance to voice concerns BEFORE any changes in management. Fate intervened before that could happen.

John had formally gone on vacation for a few days, but we bumped each other in the staff chat, and myself and a few members of the staff who were up (this was approximately, 4 AM my local time) started began asking questions about progress of the not-for-profit setup (there was none) and seeking redress of the communications problem. What followed was one of the most disturbing chat sessions I've ever been apart of, but after going around on the major points several times, John conceded that he did not have the time necessary to run the site properly, and conceded it over to me.

As a direct result of this impromptu meeting, the head of the sys team resigned. Although no one had asked it of him, John authored a formal resignation in his journal a few hours later, which was re-posted to the main page.

Which brings us to now. As the final meeting was at a time where much of the staff was sleeping, many woke up and found that the world they left yesterday was fairly different than the world of today. There's been a lot of rumors and FUD flying around, but this writeup took considerable time to publish, as I feel that without the full story, people will always be questioning what happened here: was it an unwarranted power grab, was money involved, or was it something more? Furthermore, internally there has been a lot of uncertainty about recent events.

So, now what?

Well, now we move forward. For me, personally, writing this has been a catharsis, allowing me to deal with everything that has happened, and put it behind me. While staff morale has improved, I suspect the majority will need to come to terms with this in their own ways. None of us are happy with out this played out, or the fact that this was necessary (myself included). I'm inviting all to post below with their comments, staff to feel free to post their own version of events, and speak candidly with how things played out. As part of our commitment to open governance, this needs to be aired out and needs to be public.

There will be no reprisal from me for any members who wish to criticize me personally, or my handling of this entire sordid affair. Furthermore, I have an 'open-door' policy on both this and all matters, simply send me a PM or email with any concerns you may have. This has been a black page in our history, and we need to move forward as a group to find our future. For members of the staff who haven't seen the IRC logs or the email transcripts, please contact me in private for a copy.

However, I ask that the #staff logs and the emails remain private. While I do not personally have an issue with my own words (even the 'nuclear letter') going public, I do not have any desire to see John dragged through the mud, especially while he's not here to personally defend himself. Please keep it professional.

As for the site itself, I'll be personally shouldering all fiscal responsibilities until the point we are self-sufficient. For John's stake in this, I have discussed the matter privately with him, and I will compensate him of his costs once I return to the United States and am in a position to send him payment. He has mailed me all his written notes and various passwords which I'm in the process of evaluating.

I will have a formal write-up of our plans for the future in the next few days, as well as how the staff have been re-organized to prevent the management silos problem and communication issues we had before.

For the community who's been affected by the strife in staff, I can only offer you a humble apology, and strive to do better. I know that some have offered to volunteer to join our staff, and have either fallen through the cracks, or got lost in the recent strife. I know there are some who've wanted to join the dev team to whom I haven't been able to respond to properly due to recent events. If you're still interested, I ask that you get in touch with mrcoolbp on the Soylent IRC server.

So this brings me to what is likely your final question is, how do I plan to make it all right?

The answer is I plan to make sure we are and continue to be transparent about the goings-on that happen behind the scenes, and continue to practice full disclosure on matters involving our community. As for recent decisions, I plan to open the floor to get feedback and see if things need to be reversed, or improved.

For the staff, we've got a mailing list (finally) setup, and you should have received an email from mrcoolbp about it. The old organization has been discarded wholesale, and I've implemented a modified version of the Incident Command System. Without going into too many details here, the basic takeaway is that I am the chief officer, and that you either report to me, or to a line officer who acts as a liaison. No one person has more than 7-12 people reporting to them tops. If you have too many people, you make a separate group reporting to you. It is the responsibility of the line officers to try and discuss options within their group, and make the final call on any decision that matters. I'd like to have all staff (but especially the officers) in the staff take the free NIMS classes available online (its about 1-2 hours long self-study course) to learn the basics of ICS, understand how we're organized, and how we change to meet demands.

While its not a traditional management structure, it applies itself well to the "get it done" model, and is something I'm experienced in from my time as a firefighter. We're not a traditional organization, and it doesn't help us to think like it. I will have a more in-depth email on this topic drafted up in a few days, and posted to the wiki that goes into the deeper specifics.

Furthermore, I also plan to make sure that as an organization, we're as transparent as possible, with a guiding manifesto and mission plan, and regular updates (probably biweekly) as to our status. I plan to get the formal name discussion post rolling as quickly as possible once I have a moment to breathe, and make sure that we are made whole again. It might been a bumpy ride from here, but I'd like to think we're looking for a lot of smoother air in our future.

NCommander adds: John has posted comments from the IRC logs from the night of the discussion. In the interest of preventing anything from being removed from context, I've posted both the nuclear letter, and IRC transcripts from the night in question. I leave them here as a record of the truth, and I shall stand to be judged accordingly.

My one request is that people please remember that these were originally private conversations, posted to set the record fully straight. Tempers were flaring, and at least in the nuclear email, it had been prefixed with several days worth of calls and discussion, and where I ultimately lost my cool.

 
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  • (Score: 0, Offtopic) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Friday March 07 2014, @01:31AM

    by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Friday March 07 2014, @01:31AM (#12376) Homepage Journal

    I've been going on for weeks with my exhortations as to why and how all of you should not only blackhole the analytics servers, but also why and how you should assist your nontechnical friends family and coworkers in doing so.

    I've also been asking complete strangers for several months whether they knew who Edward Snowden was. Most often I ask this question when a cashier asks whether I have his store loyalty card. The last time I asked that question, I grew concerned that the cashier at the Fred Meyers grocery store deli was going to call 9-1-1 to have the local constabulary YET AGAIN haul me off to the nuthouse in handcuff.

    That's a rather common problem for me. A while back eighteen Reno PD and Washoe County deputies as well as some manner of mental health practitioner turned up, handcuffed me then threw me in the nuthouse because my mom reported me as missing and endangered - "But I know right where I am, just south of downtown Reno, and no one is attacking me". I was held involuntarily for ten fucking days because I told some p-doc I planned to go camping in the desert for a few days. It turns out that in Reno, those who say they plan to go camping in the desert, later turn up dead of suicide.

    Strange, don't you think, that Beta is still running? Just the other day I got redirected to beta. I kept trying to work the "?nobeta=1" magic, only to find that it did not work. I mean it took ten solid minutes to make Beta go away.

    I could have just logged in, but when nobeta=1 didn't work, I knew DICE Holdings was up to no good.

    DICE itself is quite likely the leading resume bank and job board for high-tech. I expect Monster is bigger but they cover other kinds of employment. Craigslist is more widespread but far less effective. Craiglist is also free of charge to post job ads when they enter new markets. It's only revenue source is its job ads, all the other kinds of ads are gratis, so it establishes a beachhead in, say, Halifax Nova Scotia by just showing up, someone somehow manages to clue in both to advertising work and finding work there, eventually everyone does, then they start charging money for the ads.

    The VAST majority of paying customers of DICE.com, as well as of the high-tech trades on Monster, are the "Body Shops [warplife.com]". It's not like I should have to explain Headhunters to Soylent.

    For example a while back I got a new gmail, adjusted my resume, posted it to all the resume banks, then maybe a month later happened to look in my Spam folder.

    Imagine my delight when every single day for a solid month, some joker by the name of Mike McCarthy said he might have a gig for me and so he politely requested my Word resume.

    However none of the other "borkers" - what alt.computer.consultants.moderated used to call "borkers" before its moderators found himself on the business end of a high-powered rifle and scope - got marked as spam. Why Mike McCarthy then?

    It's because he's been politely, respectfully requesting my Word resume every single day for ten solid years. I was at first excited by Mike's personal interest in me, yet grew concerned when he kept asking me for further copies. Surely he could just refer to the one I sent him last week?

    So some googling turned up that Mike McCarthy had been spamming every coder who has ever or who ever will walk the Earth, every single day, for years.

    Clearly Mike McCarthy is a bot, whoever operated McCarthy just harvests "Word doc resumes" - never PDF, never HTML, never plain text, never OpenOffice - then passes them on to other recruiters.

    My understanding is that the "Going Rate" for placing a candidate is thirty percent of their first year's salary, payable if they are still employed after three months, as well as thirty percent of their hourly pay for, uh, "consultants", for THE ENTIRE TIME they are consulting through the agency.

    Thirty percent is what they will openly admit to, to me, however it is commonly a great deal more, such as the irate young newbie also on a.c.c.m who reported that his agency paid him thirty an hour, which at that stage of his career was a huge chunk of change, but was billing the client NINETY!

    Just browse around dice.com for no more than five minutes, and you will readily understand that you and I are not DICE Holding's customers, neither are the companies that would hire us. No, the BODY SHOPS ARE!

    What better way to turn up a lot of product for their paying customers, than to outright acquire sourceforge and slashdot?

    It would not then be any violation of their privacy policy, for DICE to datamine both sites. I tend to get modded up all the way to five on certain topics. I tend to get all the way down to -1 on other topics. What I do to myself by getting moderated both ways is to pigeonhole myself into a specific market segment.

    Experienced C++ coders who are good at image processing are quite difficult to find these days. Funny that; I'm interviewing with a high end digital photography software firm on Monday. I'm not even doing a phone interview, I'm going straight to on-site. How did they find me? Hell if I know.

    I don't know exactly that DICE is accepting pay in return for passing our resumes on to the body shops, but I do expect that DICE is using both slashdot and sourceforge to increase their "conversions". For any website, a conversion is getting what you want out of your website. For me that's a signed consulting contract with a client who found me through my website. For Mary's Club [marysclub.com] in Downtown Portland, a conversion would be a new patron who either purchases lots of liquor, or who always sits right up front in the seats that are reserved for tippers.

    (I'm on the way there now. I don't drink much so I tip every dance.)

    But how to monetize the two sites directly? They are quite clearly "Cost Centers", and significantly so. Corporate Bean Counters are quite heavily into search-and-destroy missions for cost centers; the only way a Cost Center can survive is to find some way to monetize it directly in such a way that someone who is utterly incapable of enabling "Hello World" not to BSOD his box to quite clearly understand that it is no longer a cost center.

    This Apple Computer laid off four thousand of my coworkers both times I work there. I expect those layoffs were due, in large part, to the fact that it was at one time phenomenally expensive to be a third-party Apple developer. Now it is free-as-in-beer to be a Mac OS X or Safari developer, with an "Apple Tax" of $99.00 per year not so much to be an iOS Developer, but to get the cert required both to install on a device as well as to post your App in the App Store.

    Apple only charges for support incidents now, a reasonable $150.00 apiece. I think there is a bulk discount. Never in my entire life have I paid for an incident; quite commonly I ask for help on a list, or I file a bug, and the Apple engineer who was slacking on the job the day he caused that bug either fixes it or personally figures out my workaround.

    This because Stevie fired all the bean counters. When I worked there in 1995-1995, Apple had 11,000 employees, now they have 90,000, I expect twice as many temps and contract coders.

    You must know how to analyze your web server logs [analog.cx]. If you do not, you have no hope whatsoever of succeeding with a business that depends on website conversions.

    Log file analysis, as well as adjusting one's site in response to the knowledge gleamed from that analysis, is a form of "data driven marketing". I know all about that from my days in direct mail at working software in the early nineties. WSI was unable to get into distribution, so they decided to burn bridges with the channel, and dropped their last dime to test just one drop of one thousand pieces. At their peak while I was there, we employed twelve people, we grossed $3M per year, and once dropped a quarter million pieces in just one day.

    At that same time, Apple was quite clearly NOT practicing data-driven marketing, because they once dropped a million pieces without testing anything. Hence all the layoffs, and near bankrupcy around 1997 and 1998.

    I expect Apple's survival after they hired Steve Jobs back was not just that he enabled them to ship NeXTStep as Mac OS X, but that Steve by then had also clued into data-driven marketing as a result of Pixar. The motion picture studios are quite heavily into that.

    I once was paid a hundred clams to attend a focus group. Some anonymous client retained a headhunter to turn up experienced C++ coders. It turned out that the client was Microsoft, something to do with a new tool to make Microsoft COM easier to deal with. I played The Devil's Advocate throughout the entire process by insisting that whatever MS did to the C++ language itself, be readily portable to BeOS, without monetary charge or any license agreement whatsoever. At the end of the group, the moderator quite cheerfully handed me a crisp, new $100.00 bill.

    You'd think DICE would have tried the beta on such a focus group? Or by now have clued into that those who get moderated to 5, or like me use a blackhole hosts file?

    Actually I am DEAD CERTAIN that DICE focus group-tested Beta, that they really DO analyze their log files, a lot more thoroughly than I do.

    And so, why does Beta persist to this day?

    The kinds of Slashbots who like to click on ads, are the kinds of Slashbots who also like beta.

    And now you know the rest of the story.

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  • (Score: 5, Informative) by GungnirSniper on Friday March 07 2014, @01:48AM

    by GungnirSniper (1671) on Friday March 07 2014, @01:48AM (#12384) Journal

    MDC, the post is interesting but you need an editor. For those that said 'tl,dr' here's the result of the tale:

    You'd think DICE would have tried the beta on such a focus group? Or by now have clued into that those who get moderated to 5, or like me use a blackhole hosts file?

    Actually I am DEAD CERTAIN that DICE focus group-tested Beta, that they really DO analyze their log files, a lot more thoroughly than I do.

    And so, why does Beta persist to this day?

    The kinds of Slashbots who like to click on ads, are the kinds of Slashbots who also like beta.

    And now you know the rest of the story.

    It's still a mystery to me why Dice bought the site to begin with.

    • (Score: 0, Offtopic) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Friday March 07 2014, @02:16AM

      by MichaelDavidCrawford (2339) Subscriber Badge <mdcrawford@gmail.com> on Friday March 07 2014, @02:16AM (#12400) Homepage Journal

      It's just that I didn't edit that particular post.

      When I do edit, like when I spent a solid month explaining how to legally download music back when the MAFIAA was struggling to convince everyone that downloading music was always quite a serious crime, with half of that twenty-page lucidly expressed explanation being a discussion as to how to make the copyright laws all go away, it had - in that specific case - that for three years or so, that one single article average $3,500.00 per month worth of nickel-a-click AdSense, with two months peaking at five grand.

      That was quite nice. Imagine you're sick of your job, so you get to go on vacation for three solid years.

      However, many fail to understand that the only way I can pull such stunts off, is that my mental process requires that I commence my work with pure stream-of-consciousness writing.

      I could well have made your parent post go one for one hundred pages, but I'm tired and I have to catch the bus back to Salmon Creek soon.

      Actually I do plan to edit that post. I'll repost it at my own site [warplife.com] before I go catch the bus, update my Sitemap [sitemaps.com] so the search engines can puzzle over it for a little while. By the time DICE Holding's bean counters turn it up at Bing - or, perhaps, Baidu - it will be meticulously edited, half it's present length and far, far more compelling to the reader.

      After I get it all edited down, I'll submit it here at Soylentnews.

      I've submitted to stories so far, but both were rejected. The first was pure stream of consciousness, it really wasn't that great. The second, Automotive Touchscreens Maximize Shareholder Value [warplife.com], while it could be improved upon, I expect that Soylents editors just didn't get the joke. Perhaps they thought I was astroturfing for Apple or Volvo.

      I expect your parent posted will get, shall we say, "Soylentiled".

      I clued into a new marketing strategy, also what I expect will be quite a form of strictly ethical search engine optimization:

      It happens that the street addresses - NOT post office boxes - of the board of director members as well as the "Agent for Service of Process" of most corporations are readily available online. I'm not dead certain, but I understand Nevada is the one exception in the US. That's why so many US corporations are actually incorporated in places like the Cayman Islands.

      My upcoming press release [warplife.com] is quite carefully written and edited specifically to totally decimate the likes of Kelly IT Services, Manpower Professional, Collabera, and Oxford Global Resources, each for their own special reasons, having specifically to do with that they fucked some someone who knows how to defend himself, not by the sword, not by the pen, but by the computer keyboard and the World Wide Web.

      Go look up "Michael David Crawford" on YouTube. You will find the end-product of my racing at ninety miles per hour from San Jose to Mountain View so I could be interviewed live on CNN by Rick Sanchez, a few hours after Joe Stack burned his home to the ground, thereby leaving his wife and children homeless, then crashed his civil aviation craft into the Austin IRS building, burning it to the ground as well, and taking the life of a man with six children.

      Joseph Andrew Stack did that because he could not get the legislation behind Internal Revenue Service Section 1706 repealed. Coders like to vote, but we don't like to organize.

      A CNN Senior Producer turned up my own essay on IRS Section 1706. It turns out that, at the time, my essay about 1706 was the only such that could be found online, so that same senior producer dropped me a dime to ask if I'd like to explain Joe's Kamikaze stunt to the waiting world.

      I later did a taped local TV interview, was requested to do another but then shut off my cell as I had some work to deliver to Sony Ericsson.

      It's been two weeks without sleep now, in preparation for that press release.

      I'm not dead certain, but it might be a good time to get out of the stocks of the above mentioned body shops, as well as that of whoever the parent company of The Adecco Group might be, or if you are a sophisticated investor, to sell them short.

      I know how to make them go away, and I know all about direct mail, so shortly before I actually issue that press release, I'm going to do a "drop" to all of the boards of directors of every incorporated body shop in the English-speaking world.

  • (Score: 2) by gishzida on Friday March 07 2014, @03:57AM

    by gishzida (2870) on Friday March 07 2014, @03:57AM (#12470) Journal

    Oh my God!!! I'm having a USENET flash back... Bill Palmer is that You? Is this the shell of the once Self-Proclaimed Great Flame Giant? You moved from Huntington Beach to Portland?

    Oy Gevalt iz mir! I don't wanna hear the rest of this spiel... I'll end up De-fameing you like I did all those years ago in alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo... I still think I didn't de-fame you... I think it sorta fell off of its own accord... Maybe it wasn't wrapped too tight.

    I've done my job of comic relief now let's talk about something less serious.

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by jm007 on Friday March 07 2014, @07:29AM

    by jm007 (2827) on Friday March 07 2014, @07:29AM (#12533)

    This is the most informative, interesting, funny, insightful, offtopic and scary thing I've read in quite some time.

    Thank you, sir.